Silly little joke for today

[Uncle C]

Probably fixtures to someone - but who cares.

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab..
Then, the still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault.



Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

 

[magoo]

And where is this cab?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Very good

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

And where is this cab?

Inches from a plate glass window, it says it in the second line!

 

[HovaGirl]

And where is this cab?

The USA, where our pavement kerb is spellt curb.

 

[Easy 10]

Why has he suddenly taken up cab driving ? I'd have thought he would've been on a far better salary sticking with his hearse job. Although I accept I'm no authority on these things.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

The USA, where our pavement kerb is spellt curb.

Spellt is spellt spelt is it not (that should kerb her enthusiasm)

 

[house your seagull]

to be fair, why was the guy tapping him on the shoulder, surely the radio wasn't that loud?

this story just doesn't add up to me.

 

[magoo]

And what was the question he was going to ask? Was it really that important and neccessary that he had to startle the poor bloke?

 

[Gazwag]

Why has he suddenly taken up cab driving ? I'd have thought he would've been on a far better salary sticking with his hearse job. Although I accept I'm no authority on these things.

Maybe it was job satisfaction, nobody wants to be stuck in a dead end job

 

[southwickseagull]

Well it made me giggle anyway!

 

[IndependentWSU]

Excellent

 

[Nathan]

i would have though the taxi driver would have shit himself more when someone jumped in the back of his cab. The bloke in the back must have told the driver where he was going. And if the driver had forgotton - what hope have you of him remembering all the roads, if he can't remember what someone told him two minutes ago. Also, what speed was he driving?

 

[sydney]

is the cab driver an immigrant and if so does he hold the appropriate licence ..

 

[driller]

you should not really distract a driver when moving
so it was the passengers fault

 

[ees complicated no?]

thats a gooden

 

[glasfryn]

made me laugh Uncle

 

[Easy 10]

Maybe it was job satisfaction, nobody wants to be stuck in a dead end job

Well I think he's made a grave mistake.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

Was their no passenger driver divider in the taxi?

 

[Nathan]

Was there a sign saying 'do not distract the driver' like you get on buses? If not, the passenger can do the f**k what they like! Drivers fault.