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Great work.

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Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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The story is mind-boggling on several levels.

Sinking to the physiological one first - and here's something to chew over - if she's 28 inches tall and her hubby's "of average build" in the trouser department then his cock is one-quarter the height of her body.

Scaling that up, that's like a bird of average height facing a 16-inch cock every night.
 
















Napper

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Jul 9, 2003
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also to add, blokes are sick. That bloke almost looks normal. If roles were reversed and it was a little bloke that looked like that, you could bet your mortgage his bird would look along way from the full ticket
 




countrygull

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Jul 22, 2003
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A near perfect NSC thread: the real world and several steps further. Love it.
 




Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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The story is mind-boggling on several levels.

Sinking to the physiological one first - and here's something to chew over - if she's 28 inches tall and her hubby's "of average build" in the trouser department then his cock is one-quarter the height of her body.

Scaling that up, that's like a bird of average height facing a 16-inch cock every night.

This surely would be the ultimate porn film - a 'no holes barred' session with 3 basketball players. It would look like a human fondue...
 




Lord Cornwallis

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Jul 9, 2003
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Now I remember why I love this site. Gold!:bowdown:
 




Lord Cornwallis

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Jul 9, 2003
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Across the pond
Welcome Lord C seems to have been a while since we had a few laughs in the chatroom on match days........and yes you are so right, it is theads like this that make NSC so good...........hope your well mate :thumbsup:

Thanks hitony. Work weekends these days and with computer issues I deserve to be in the "Not a real fan" section. Will try and do better.

As for the couple in this thread. They are either from Tennessee or Croydon.
 








Pavilionaire

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"TEN-PIN TODDLER TERROR! Mum fears for safety in human bowling-ball hell...
 


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