Obviously PM's should normally be just that (i.e. PRIVATE messages), however
I'm sure, on this occasion, that you would have a watertight 'public interest' defence!
I was asked if I got rat-arsed and my reply was....
"Does falling up the steps on the way to the toilet (and being helped up by McGhee), puking at least a bottle of red wine into the toilet, passing out in the cubicle, waking up on the floor of an upstairs room surrounded by stacked chairs and being collected by my other half at 7pm count?"
Obviously I'd hoped Biscuit was grown-up enough not to go running off to the main board....
I'm not proud of myself, although most people seem to think it was "good work."