Should I have knocked this **** out

[Albion Rob]

Yesterday, the reason I couldn't do the match report was this:

I had to go and get a new angle on a Sun story about a Sally Army minister who had left his wife and kid to start f***ing his 21-year-old trumpet player, a reasonable girl. Now, while I think he was spot on because his wife is a munter, the Daily Express wanted me to whip things up and basically accusing him of being one step up from a kiddy fiddler.

Fine, fair enough. I sat on his doorstep all day until he came home at 4pm. I went to speak to him and he ran into his house. I rang the Express and they told me to be really aggressive and literally hammer on his door every five minutes until he cracked.

Now, if he had come to the door and said 'no comment' I could have been heading back to Eastbourne by 4.30pm, but instead this wanker refuses to answer the door. His dog is going spastic and I would imagine it really wound him up.

So imagine my horror when, at 6.30pm I knock the door (it's been going on for two hours now), he opens it and sprays me in the f***ing FACE WITH A SUPER SOAKER. I don't mind admitting I was scared as I thought it was bleach and I screamed like a girl.

But my question is, should I have BUTTED the ****, or was a right to let it ride as I had been bothering him for two hours and I maintained my professional dignity.

Your advice is appreciated.

 

[Safeway]

What's a super soaker?

 

[Vinyl Richie]

That is quite funny. your loucky it was just a super soaker I'd've filled it with cum and glued you in the face!

brilliant weapon of choice from the Harold Bishop worshiper

 

[Raphael Meade]

seeing it was just water i'd say fair play if you'd been knocking his door for hours...

no offence rob or nowt

 

[Albion Rob]

What's a super soaker?

One of those f*** off water pistols. The **** may as well have used a real pistol as it nearly took my head off.

 

[Albion Rob]

seeing it was just water i'd say fair play if you'd been knocking his door for hours...

no offence rob or nowt

No, no, that's fair enough, it is one of the parts of the job that makes me feel like a bastard and I wasn't expecting much sympathy from around here.

But the window licking god botherer could have just said no comment in the first place then I could have gone home.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yeah, you should have smacked the ****.

 

[Safeway]

One of those f*** off water pistols. The **** may as well have used a real pistol as it nearly took my head off.

Okay.

Not that it matters, either way you were lucky the **** didn't butt YOU. I would have done.

f***ing HACKS. :****s:

 

[Albion Rob]

Okay.

Not that it matters, either way you were lucky the **** didn't butt YOU. I would have done.

f***ing HACKS. :****s:

I'm going to doorsstep you on my next day off and see if you go through with your HOLLOW threat.

 

[Safeway]

I'm going to doorsstep you on my next day off and see if you go through with your HOLLOW threat.

Just make sure you walk up the door backwards, then I'll BUTT f*** you.

 

[Albion Rob]

Deal. See you Satdi.

xx

 

[Marc]

wait a minute..........your a f***ing newshound? your one of those ****s who does'nt leave people alone because they've done something the papers see headlines in?

Its his f***ing life, she was 21.......SO f***ing WHAT!?!


Rob as lovely as you are I demand you get a new job

 

[Albion Rob]

wait a minute..........your a f***ing newshound? your one of those ****s who does'nt leave people alone because they've done something the papers see headlines in?

Its his f***ing life, she was 21.......SO f***ing WHAT!?!


Rob as lovely as you are I demand you get a new job

My point entirely Crabbers, fair play to the bloke, but if he didn't want a chat then he could have just said so rather than getting aggressive.

To be honest, journalists do a f*** of a lot more good than bad. Who would keep an eye on governments? Who would report court cases of all the f***ing awful things that some ****s get up to? And at the end of the day, who the f*** would write the LIZARDS match reports?

 

[Marc]

very true Rob, not all journalists are scum you have that point.

But as regards to banging on someones door for 2hours.....I would've got my baseball bat out

 

[jonnyboylennon]

And theres me TRAINING to be a complete **** like Albon NOB.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

and theres me thinking about TRAINING to be a complete **** like Albon NOB.

 

[Albion Rob]

Don't let my moral bankruptcy put you off.

As I have maintained all along, all he needed to do was tell me he had nothing to say, instead of acting like a complete BINNER.

 

[Biscuit]

Super soaker to the face! You deserved it for being a pest!

 

[Albion Rob]

Super soaker to the face! You deserved it for being a pest!

When I realised it wasn't bleach it wasn't so bad.

I wonder what he would have done if he had realised I am a SEX PEST.

 

[Raphael Meade]

dyou work for a paper group rob or freelance like?