Shoestring, Taggart, Spender, Bergerac, Morse

[Chesney Christ]

What does that say to you about regional detective series'?

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

there's too many of them?

 

[Pavilionaire]

They're extremely popular. His name is Swallow, he's a detective from Norwich...

 

[Chesney Christ]

In reply to Set of Tracksuits -

That's one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is: people like them, let's make some more of them.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Bit of maverick, not afraid to break the law.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

he's not a criminal, but he might travel at 80 miles an hour on the motorway, if, for example, he needs to get somewhere quickly...

 

[Chesney Christ]

he's not a criminal, but he might travel at 80 miles an hour on the motorway, if, for example, he needs to get somewhere quickly...

Bloody hell. Either you're watching it at home at the moment or your Partridge knowledge is as encyclopaedic and geeky as mine. Must have been a student.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

would love to say i'm watching it right now, but sadly not. you guessed it, those politics lectures were few and far between.


smell my cheese you mother.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

We have got very said!

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Right. What’s this? It’s a cast-iron egg-tree, lacquered. Is that included? I mean, it’s not a deal-breaker but I would like to know.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Right, OK. A costume chat-show, hosted by me as Samuel Pepys. You could have an actor like John Thaw playing a king, you know, a Nordic king. And I… they could get information fed to them by experts. You know, you could have Stephen Hawkins, behind a screen, whispering clues through his computer.

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Alan: Is this ceiling high or low?

Estate Agent: I think it’s in the middle.

Alan: It is, isn’t it? Make a note of that, Lynn.

Alan: [Pointing to the loft hatch in the ceiling] Loft access, that’s good. Actually, someone could use it to break in. Block it off.

 

[Benny Seagull]

best thread in weeks!


the underground base of a criminal genius.........and then dr. no

eeeeh octopussy!

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Don't like detective series, they are for old ladies (although I did watch Wycliffe for the cornish scenery).

 

[Kenhead]

Never been in to watching detictive shows either really!

 

[stamp]

can't beat a bit of berg

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Yes... it's an extender. You know, if King Arthur had had an Extender things would have been very different

 

[alan partridge]

yeahhhhhh, i'm gonna hump ya

 

[alan partridge]

you really have got a lot of issues


yeah, of 'what car' magazine

 

[Benny Seagull]

you really have got a lot of issues


yeah, of 'what car' magazine

'don't be blue, peter' needless to say, i had the last laugh, now f*** OFF!

you could say, 'needles to say, i took drugs'

 

[alan partridge]

dan's a fantastic man, he really is. i was speaking to him today and he asked me what phone i had, so i said a motorola timeport and he said thats's saaaaaaad, you want to upgrade...and i said, so do you, to a NEW FACE. he nearly SOILED himself...he said he laughed so much he had kenco coming out of his nostrils, and that made me laugh



















but my nostrils were clear