Shipperley

[Publius Ovidius]

has been released by palace

SIGN HIM NOW DICK TIGHT

BTW Rusco has heard from a friend of his borther's auntie who has a dog that is shampoo'ed by the Wrexham club physios sisters gas man, thet we have offered a three figure sum for the Wrexam wingback!!!

That'll be £1.50 then?

 

[(was)DBS]

Would be great to get Shipperley in but.............

Wages are a no no we have to be realistic

 

[saltash seagull]

just the sort of player we need an experienced 1st division target man but cant really see the majority of our fans accepting a striker that has just scored to put palace in the prem

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Shipperley?

I suppose at least Leon might get a few more flick ons, courtesy of the ex-Palace striker's enormous man-breasts.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

As we all know he is a Brighton fan anyway so what does it matter if he played for Palace?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I woulnd't say no, he'd be a graet foil for little Leon.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Don't be so sure about wages, especially if there's no fee to be paid to another club. How much was Zamora on when we were in Division 1? From the rumours I heard, I think it was a fair whack. How much did Paul Kitson get a week? Guy Butters was on a good wage, probably still is. He turned us down when we first went for him so we must have come back with a decent offer.

 

[saltash seagull]

of all the strikers we've seen mentioned on here this summer like armstrong,bradbury,benjemin ect ect shipperley is the 1 that id go for and im sure that if he was to come in and start banging in the goals or playing well with leon people would forget he was palace! must live somewhere not to far away and will probably want to stay local

 

[Marshy]

Fuckin love it to get him. Hes excellent in Div 1. Ideal for Leon.

 

[Wilka]

But he's Palarce filth!

 

[METALMICKY]

Shipperley?

I suppose at least Leon might get a few more flick ons, courtesy of the ex-Palace striker's enormous man-breasts.

Well spotted! Come on folks why are Palace getting rid of him? When he stumbled that ball over the line you coud see that he was seriously overweight and trying that old trick of fluffing his shirt out at the front to hide his gut.

No thanks!

 

[brighton rock]

a palace legand who got us back to the premiership
but even his biggest fan at palace dont think he's premiership class,but he would still do a top job at brighton in division 1 he got much better as the year want on because dowie got him fitter.he is very good in the air winning nealy all high balls up frount and kmows where the net is.

 

[bhafc99]

Shipperley is starting to live up to his name. He now has the turning circle of a tanker, the agility of an ocean liner and the speed of a giant cargo ship.

He's years beyond his prime and not the kind of signing we should be going for.

 

[Skaville]

I'm with bhafc99 and Wilka. He's overweight, past his prime and Palace. No thanks

 

[Albionite83]

Shipperley is starting to live up to his name. He now has the turning circle of a tanker, the agility of an ocean liner and the speed of a giant cargo ship.

Not to mention the vision of the Titanic.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

him or big chris?


not really a choice there we should sign him

 

[Sweetie]

He can still do the business in Div 1 (or whatever) and would be great for all the flick ons. He lost a lot of weight when Dowie came on board and his work rate was excellent.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Fat Palace reject. Ageing as well.

Not sure we should consider signing him.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He's lost weight??

Good god, he must have been the size of a small country before Dowie arrived then, because he's no Kate Moss now!

 

[CAFC Matt]

just the sort of player we need an experienced 1st division target man but cant really see the majority of our fans accepting a striker that has just scored to put palace in the prem

That shouldn't really matter if he can/does the business for you lot