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Shall I deliver Baker a Steak & Kidney pie ?

Shall I deliver a Steak & Kidney pie to Baker's office ?.

  • Yes

    Votes: 113 98.3%
  • No

    Votes: 2 1.7%

  • Total voters
    115
  • Poll closed .


Lady Bracknell

Handbag at Dawn
Jul 5, 2003
4,514
The Metropolis
" As you think a member of parliament can be brought off with a Steak & Kidney pie, here you are, now can you please abide by the Deputy Prime Minister's decision on the stadium at Falmer"?

That's what I'd say. You could remind him that he originally said he WOULD abide by JP's decision too.
 










Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,039
Lancing
I have the letter but I cannot take a photo of myself

It says

Dear Mr Baker

As you think a Member of Parliament can be brought off with a Steak and Kindey Pie and a glass of water, here you are.

Now can you please abide by the Deputy Prime Minister's decision on Falmer as you promised to do.

Yours sincerely

Mr Glover
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
Uncle Spielberg said:
I have the letter but I cannot take a photo of myself

It says

Dear Mr Baker

As you think a Member of Parliament can be brought off with a Steak and Kindey Pie and a glass of water, here you are.

Now can you please abide by the Deputy Prime Minister's decision on Falmer as you promised to do.

Yours sincerely

Mr Glover

Good stuff - have you bought the pie?
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,801
Brighton, UK
mcshane in the 79th said:
Who are the 2 people that voted "no" on this poll??

Palace probably, there's so many of them on here
 




Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
This isn't supposed to be one of those irritating grammar criticisms but seeing as it's supposed to be a letter to Baker I thought I would point out that it is bought not brought.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,039
Lancing
That was a deliberate spelling mistake
 


Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
Uncle Spielberg said:
That was a deliberate spelling mistake

Ok. I just thought Baker would read it and think "typical thick illiterate football fans".
 




Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,544
Bexhill-on-Sea
ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Send it freepost - then itll be all mouldy when it arrives


Now thats an idea, we could all post him a pie especially the overseas fans, imagine a pie bing posted from Australia and taking three weeks to arrive
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
gazwag said:
Now thats an idea, we could all post him a pie especially the overseas fans, imagine a pie bing posted from Australia and taking three weeks to arrive

Now THAT would be cool

Bombard him with rotten steak and kidney pies - maybe stick them in the microvave for a while before sending so theyre REALLY foul
 






Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,403
The arse end of Hangleton
Let's make it really easy ...

Order a S & K pie online from here :



Buy a Pie Here
 
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Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,788
Surrey
And of course this is the sort of witty story that the Private Eye like to publish in their usual smarmy manner.

Worth letting this fair-minded publication know all about this stunt?
 








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