Shall I deliver Baker a Steak & Kidney pie ?

[Uncle Spielberg]

I work in Lewes and am half tempted to deliver to Baker's office a Steak & Kidney pie with a note saying

" As you think a member of parliament can be brought off with a Steak & Kidney pie, here you are, now can you please accept the Falmer decision from Brighton & Hove Albion supporters ".

Shall I do it and have you any suggestions of a better note to put with it.

If the vote is yes I will do it by 4pm.

 

[Giant Seagull]

yeah and get a nasty cheap one made out of dogs bollocks

 

[Everest]

Go on. Just think of the money you WON'T be giving to the bookies.

Edit: get one from Forfars and put a cockroach in it.

 

[Silent Bob]

Don't forget the glass of water.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Great idea - do it. Can you get one that's a bit on the turn?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Yes! Tell the Argus you are doing it as well. Nice bit of publicity and shows how idiotic Bakers claims are..... Don't forget a glass of water though.

Edited: Very quick SB!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A Waitrose own brand for 50p and a bottle of cheap water is in order.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Gareth, do this and, as others have said, be sure to let the press know - it'll make a great point superbly. Fine idea, whoever's it was.

 

[B.W.]

Yes, please do it!...

Be careful with the note... Baker has not called the JR, LDC have... ask him to ask them to withdraw the JR...

 

[Curious Orange]

Great idea, lets see exactly how easy it is to "bribe" a politician.

I can see the Argus headline now:

"Baker Now Has Steak In Stadium"

 

[Gazwag]

Dont mention Falmer, say its for some campaign for something or other and then tell the papers he has accepted hospitality from that cause.

Oh and dont forget the glass of water

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Dont mention Falmer, say its for some campaign for something or other and then tell the papers he has accepted hospitality from that cause.

Oh and dont forget the glass of water

how about do it for the closure of oap homes, as we were talking about it yesterday?

 

[Hiney]

a member of parliament can be brought off with a Steak & Kidney pie,

He WANKS with a Steak & Kidney pie?

 

[Heffle Gull]

Go on. You know you want to

 

[Knightsworld]

I work in Lewes and am half tempted to deliver to Baker's office a Steak & Kidney pie with a note saying

" As you think a member of parliament can be brought off with a Steak & Kidney pie, here you are, now can you please accept the Falmer decision from Brighton & Hove Albion supporters ".

Shall I do it and have you any suggestions of a better note to put with it.

If the vote is yes I will do it by 4pm.

Absofuckinglutely

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Send it freepost - then itll be all mouldy when it arrives

 

[Man of Harveys]

Re: Re: Shall I deliver Baker a Steak & Kidney pie ?

He WANKS with a Steak & Kidney pie?

Wouldn't surprise me. Bearing in mind that his fellow Lib Dem MP Mark Oaten apparently prefers to experience the inevitable human waste product of pie eating at close quarters, Mr Baker might prove a more enthusiastic recipient of Gareth's own humble brown offering than we imagine.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Get an Argus photogapher there with you......

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Re: Re: Re: Shall I deliver Baker a Steak & Kidney pie ?

Wouldn't surprise me. Bearing in mind that his fellow Lib Dem MP Mark Oaten apparently prefers to experience the inevitable human waste product of pie eating at close quarters, Mr Baker might prove a more enthusiastic recipient of Gareth's own humble brown offering than we imagine.

Shows how out of touch the Lib Dems are. I mean who puts themselves up for leadership of a political party when you have 23 year old rent boys in your closet?

 

[Dez]

are we forgetting the fork?!