Shagging Spice Girls

[glasfryn]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Sporty is like a fine wine....she has got better with age

Absolutely mate. She did indeed look well nice at the Friday Nite Project. I was quite taken by her

So my list would be

Emma
Sporty
Geri
Scary
Posh

In their heyday:

Geri
Emma
Posh
Scary
Sporty

 

[El Presidente]

Did Geri ever have a heyday?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Bit harsh on Posh there, Tony.

She's so light you could pick her up and assume any position, i.e. standing-up, wheelbarrow. The same cannot be said of Scary who is so heavy any active sex would result in a slipped disc or five.

 

[El Presidente]

As BUNTON appears to be walking it, should the next poll be which HOLE you would drill first?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Good point El Pres. Can you IMAGINE the racket Scary would make if she was brown-hatted?!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Did Geri ever have a heyday?

*Contemplates posting up some of her pics from her early modelling days...*

 

[Goodfella]

I'd love a good Bunt On that Emma girl.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Did Geri ever have a heyday?

Yep THAT union jack dress

 

[H block]

If this was a horse race it would be Emma by 14 lengths then.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Yeah, and Scary would have unseated her rider!

 

[Yoda]

I reakon Scary is pure FILTH in the sack!

 

[Motogull]

None of 'em. I'd rather have a wank.

I quite like Mel C because she has a personality, but I couldn't bone her because she's got more manly tattoos than most dockers.

 

[Buzzer]

I'd do Posh Spice.

Sorry lads. I feel like I've let the side down.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Bunton first, obviously.

The order depends very much on the sexual position, for instance Scary moves up the rankings if she assumes the doggy position and faces the headboard but drops down the list if she demands on-top action.

This logic can be applied in reverse for Posh Spice, who has a bony ass but would be a bouncing joy to behold on top.

Sporty is rank and comes last, regardless.

That, my good man, is a fine summation. A++

 

[GNF on Tour]

If your allowed to apply the "brown paper bag over the head rule" then Ginger.

 

[magoo]

Sporty is like a fine wine....she has got better with age

yep. i think she's very sexy.

 

[Buzzer]

and she'd let me do things to her bum. Probably.

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Definitely Baby Spice. I reckon she would be really dirty !!!

 

[bailey]

Emma Bunton would definately get a bellyfull from me.

I think she's already got a belly full at the moment!