Shag, marry & push off a cliff

[BrightonBird]

Shag George Michael (wouldn't bother me)
Marry Julian Carey (make me laugh)
Chuck Dale Winton off a cliff.

Next 3:
Kuipers, Hart, Knight

 

[CHAPPERS]

Shag Kuipers
Marry Hart
Push Knight of a cliff (unless he dived off first BOOM! BOOM!)

Alvin, Simon, Thoedore.

 

[Artois]

next three:

Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashley Olsen
Rachel Stevens

sorry, this is a tricky one - especially for you Artois!

Shag the one on the right, push the one on the left.

Marry her.






The Queen, Prince Charles, Camilla

 

[watsongooal]

Shag Queen
Marry: The horse
Push Charlie

Trotster
BB
DSM

 

[Artois]

Shag BB
Marry Trotster
Push DSM (straight into the arms of Trigger)



Watford O, Looney, Dwayne

 

[Italiaseagull]

Shag Kuipers
Marry Hart
Push Knight of a cliff (unless he dived off first BOOM! BOOM!)

Alvin, Simon, Thoedore.

Were the chipmunks!

I'd shag Dave he was they're step father.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

shag - dwayne
marry - looney
push - watford O

cullip, oatway, butters

 

[BrightonBird]

Shag Cullip
Marry Oatway
(try) push Butters

Zippy Bungle and George

 

[Artois]

Shag Zippy
Marry George
Bugger off Bungle





A beautiful bird with no tits, an ugly bird with fantastic tits, a plain Jane.

 

[sydney]

gwenyth paltrow
liz hurley
kylie[you'll all be saying this in a year or two]..

alternatively
tony blair[ choccy and captured on video]
pamela anderson [courtney love] just for the wedding night
man united.....roy keane first.

 

[JEM]

theres a van in southwick near the Romans pub with this on the side advertising the company:

HUMP IT - LUMP IT - DUMP IT

Always makes me chuckle as I see it like this:
HUMP IT = shag it
LUMP IT = damn she's pregnant
DUMP IT = I'll dump her then!

Also one in Shoreham, a company called...MUNTERS

We have some large reels of cable at work that say, 'Off load on flange side.' Never fails to amuse me.

On the topic:

Shag Elizabeth Montgomery (If she were alive and I could go back in time to the 60's)
Marry Heather Graham
Push Aguilera off a cliff after a bullet in the head (must make sure)

 

[Dunkstar]

Shag Pamela
Marry Tony
Push Man u

Anne Widdicombe
Theresa May
Tessa Jowell

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Shag Zippy
Marry George
Bugger off Bungle





A beautiful bird with no tits, an ugly bird with fantastic tits, a plain Jane.

shag big tits
marry plain jane
push no boobs (what was she thinking!)

next

blow up doll, hole in bed, apple pie

 

[JEM]

Bollocks. I was typing mine out but had to run out and do something. By the time I submitted my post it had updated a whole page.

So up your Artois.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Shag hole in bed, marry blow up doll, throw apple pie off cliff (i find pastry a bit dry sometimes).


George, Zippy, Bungle.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

 

[Artois]

Bollocks. I was typing mine out but had to run out and do something. By the time I submitted my post it had updated a whole page.

So up your Artois.

What the f***?

 

[Dunkstar]

Shag hole in bed, marry blow up doll, throw apple pie off cliff (i find pastry a bit dry sometimes).


George, Zippy, Bungle.

Weve had that 1

 

[JEM]

Oops. The post you removed was implying someone was a bit thick. I thought it was a thinly veiled crack at me.

My apologies if I was wrong.

 

[Dunkstar]

This thread has gone AWOL methinks!