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CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,010
Great innit.

Much better than wanking coz you get to put your thingy in a girls cock pocket and shake it around instead of kncoking one out all over your hand/belly/mate's face.

It's especially good in the mornings, just the things to wake you up.

Who else enjoys a bit of sex?
 










Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,131
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
Nothing beats the very occasional long wank over a particularly hardcore movie, especially if you have a sneaky afternoon off work and its unlikely the missus will be interupting matters.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,138
Location Location
Safeway said:
I do, but I also really enjoy wanking and sticking a couple of fingers up my bum at the same time.
Thats the LAST time I shake hands with you when I bump into you at Withdean.

:ohmy: :jester:
 






jeremy beadles hand said:
check this out!

http://www.liberationbrighton.co.uk/index.htm

Its a modelling agency based in Brighton and it's got local birds pictures and profiles on it.

I might start stalking some of them.

f***ing A. Might have to be one for when I get home though, already a suspiciously high number of toilet breaks this afternoon since the 'fancying children' thread. :blush:
 


alan partridge

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
5,256
Linton Travel Tavern
yep, sex is pretty good. but the things you can get up to in your head whilst having a wank....

got to respect that wilko though. doesn't just talk a good game...
 


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