Selhurst Park for sale.

[bhaexpress]

The owners of Crystal Palace FC have decided that in order to raise funds for buying new players and paying Glenn Murray's wages they have no option but to sell their home stadium.

There is no truth in the rumour that it is going to be a Travellers Camp. In fact it is being offered for auction as a Sewage Farm as the current owners say that there would be no need for any modifications. Spokesman for CPFC2010 Steve Parrish said that 'Yes, the lack of a requirement for any alterations will leave the area as though it was a home game, very quiet'.

 

[NMH]

Could they even give away that tip?

See, already it's quite delightful to start looking down the nose at that particular club, about ground snobbery.

We do have a lovely stadium though, I must say.

 

[dave hylands]

palace stadium is really shit

was there on sunday doing a book stall in the players lounge, god its just as shit on the inside, my daughter wore her Brighton shirt all day,that really went down well NOT
Had to have a bath when i got home for hours and still feel dirty when i think of it, they had plans for there new 40000 seater and all day i got questions about Murrey REAL TOP CLASS SHIT HOLE
AND ONE OF THERE MAIN SELLING POINTS FOR SEASON TICKET IS BRIGHTON WILL BE HERE SO DONT MISS OUT CHEERS PIKEYS TAKE THAT AS A COMPLLIMENT

 

[Commander]

Possibly the most un-funny thread ever on NSC.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Palace are crappy and they smell of rubbish! Ha ha!

 

[bhaexpress]

Possibly the most un-funny thread ever on NSC.

Really ? Well you start one and show us how it's done.

 

[bhaexpress]

Palace are crappy and they smell of rubbish! Ha ha!

No joke, I used to work in Ashburton Grove for Islington Council. The building I worked in was demolished to make way for the Emirates. Part of what is now their south stand used to be the Corporation tip.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Palace are crappy and they smell of rubbish! Ha ha!

lol! They smell of poo poo and wee wee

 

[public school boy]

The Gippos being evicted from the Falmer site could set up shop at Selhurst. they'd blend in well with the surroundings. Shit attracts shit after all.

 

[bhaexpress]

The Gippos being evicted from the Falmer site could set up shop at Selhurst. they'd blend in well with the surroundings. Shit attracts shit after all.

Not good news for anybody trying to pass through Hooley though.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha

he makes a jokes

 

[Acker79]

Possibly the most un-funny thread ever on NSC.

There have been a few RIP threads that didn't result in sick jokes being told.