Seagulls in the stadium!

[NMH]

Are we sure it was not one of these?

I can't imagine us adopting the nickname "the Stormy Petrels", it doesn't roll off the tongue really

 

[Seagulls4life]

Are we sure it was not one of these?

They were definitely seagulls!

 

[NMH]

Another thing - with the fact that we are The Seagulls, why instead of "could do a job" don't posters suggest "could do a tern"?

 

[philsussex]

Not so great when it's time for the call of nature though

Trained well enough, it could be great!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Trained well enough, it could be great!

Only over away fans.

 

[philsussex]

Only over away fans.

I was thinking more of opposition players at appropriate moments. A little ambitious perhaps. Selected away fans will do nicely.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I was thinking more of opposition players at appropriate moments. A little ambitious perhaps. Selected away fans will do nicely.

If you were really ambitious with the training and very lucky, you could have one bird plop straight in the opposing keeper's eye as we took a corner.

 

[philsussex]

If you were really ambitious with the training and very lucky, you could have one bird plop straight in the opposing keeper's eye as we took a corner.

Remote control seagulls may be the answer with directable plopping

 

[Seagulls4life]

Remote control seagulls may be the answer with directable plopping

That would mean the seagulls would have to have very good aim!

 

[philsussex]

That would mean the seagulls would have to have very good aim!

Tony needs to contact NASA. Get them built!

 

[Seagulls4life]

Tony needs to contact NASA. Get them built!

Who's going to control them though?!

 

[philsussex]

Who's going to control them though?!

Well not me cos I've usually had one too many Strongbows by then

 

[cloud]

you could have one bird plop straight in the opposing keeper's eye as we took a corner.

You're shit aghhh

 

[perseus]

Are we sure it was not one of these?

Its a Fulmar Gull

 

[ArcticBlue]

Loved it at the beginning when everyone was sharing the joke. 10-15 mins later when the 50th idiot stood up on his own and pointed at them and sung it again (the 45th time in a row that it was just a single person not a shared giggle) it did start to get just a tad old yet they seemed to think they were being intelligent and original.

Probably a John Bishop fan.