Seagull Tim on the train to Southend

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Seagull Tim enjoys one of lifes finer aspects... The Dear Deidre column in The Sun; evidently Tim is more than pleased with his thirty pence worth.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

What was the main story in Dear Deidre that day?

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Something about some bloke who couldnt fullfill his 'partner's' demands in the sack, judging by our Timmy's face, that is.

 

[HseagullsH]

Whatever the topic it is evident that Tim is mildly aroused. Quality pic

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I cant get over the delight on Tim's face, good work, Luke

Look at those jugs in the background, though, couldnt have got a better picture of them could you?

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

I cant get over the delight on Tim's face, good work, Luke

Look at those jugs in the background, though, couldnt have got a better picture of them could you?

Apologies, Conboy, I couldnt.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Judging by the face paint Tim has on are you sure it wasn't a Holland game you were going to?

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

I'm sure Danny

 

[Zesh Rehman]

this is a disgrace

 

[Gully]

...could it be that he is using the Sun to conceal a large mirror, which he is using to observe the scenery behind him...and what is the real reason that the picture has a somewhat blurred quality to it?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Spackfest.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

...could it be that he is using the Sun to conceal a large mirror, which he is using to observe the scenery behind him...and what is the real reason that the picture has a somewhat blurred quality to it?

What an amusing thought

Spackfest.

Nope, just a funny picture.

 

[SNOOBS]

Yeh only since you came in WW you sad little ****

 

[Paxton Dazo]

This reminds me of the joke "how to scare a barnet fan", you know the one, dont you?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Nope, just a funny picture.

How is it funny?
It's a person reading a paper on a train?
There is almost GUARANTEED to be someone reading a paper on a train.

It's not funny.

 

[SNOOBS]

How is it funny?
It's a person reading a paper on a train?
There is almost GUARANTEED to be someone reading a paper on a train.

It's not funny.

It is funny

 

[Zesh Rehman]

How is it funny?
It's a person reading a paper on a train?
There is almost GUARANTEED to be someone reading a paper on a train.

It's not funny.

agreed, its not at all funny. and by saying that i really have stated the obvious.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

If you dont find it funny, then dont come on the thread, simple that isnt it? If it was one of your mates I'm pretty sure you'd be laughing it up.

It is funny.

 

[Sainsburys Seagull]

its about as funny as a hernia

 

[Zesh Rehman]

If you dont find it funny, then dont come on the thread, simple that isnt it? If it was one of your mates I'm pretty sure you'd be laughing it up.

It is funny.

If that was one of my mates i would NOT be 'laughing it up'
i cant believe anyone actually bothered posting something like this