Safeway Caption Competition

[The Large One]

Which bastard put superglue on my knuckles?

 

[Strike]

Oh dear I think I am on tv, I need to cover the stain on my shirt. Doh not a very marvelous scene.

 

[Spicy]

I wish I hadn't put on that red nail varnish - people might think I'm Bristol City now.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i cant believe my luck the bloke behid me is stroking my arse
feels so good

 

[Braders]

i think the bloke behind mes worked out i'm gareth gates

 

[Stuart Munday]

I spend £40 taking this bloke out to Cardiff and all he does is look at his watch

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Theres no more fireworks is there?.

 

[Braders]

bloke on left - ' thats the last time i buy a watch from the bloke to my right '

 

[Safeway]

Bugger I forgot my harmonica.

My personal favourite so far.

The rest of you:

 

[SK1NT]

 

[Wozza]

Theres no more fireworks is there?.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Shit! Did I turn the gas off before I left?

 

[Dawsey]

Ooooohhhh can you see that bumble bee, its HUUUUGE!

 

[Spicy]

I'm really worried that the game is almost over and someone will notice I haven't got any trousers on.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

"I hope he's going to get that bloody TV camera out of the way. Otherwise some BINNER is going to post a poxy caption competition..."

 

[Beach Hut]

"Think I'll start a poll"

 

[Spicy]

"Oh, no, there's a camera, Mummy will tell me off if she sees me biting my nails."

 

[Gully]

Don't believe it, the thieving git on my left has stolen the hands off my watch!

 

[SK1NT]

"damn i need a poo, just know its gonna slip out"

 

[Incredigull]

The souffle is still in the oven :safeway2: