Russell Brand and Katy Perry to divorce after 14 months.

[Uncle Spielberg]

It took her 14 months to realise he is a complete and utter Tosser ?

 

[bhaexpress]

Brand has made some mediocre films, isn't very funny and is also a West Port fan. Frankly it's his loss not hers, she'll continue to get bigger whist he will soon disappear into obscurity have punched well about his weight for a while.

 

[Lord Bamber]

Brand has made some mediocre films, isn't very funny and is also a West Port fan. Frankly it's his loss not hers, she'll continue to get bigger whist he will soon disappear into obscurity have punched well about his weight for a while.

Absolutely THIS!

 

[chucky1973]

Make your mind up

OR

tough one

id like to try both before deciding if thats ok. what hate to be hasty with my decision making.

 

[WildWood]

Probably has a fanny like a bill posters bucket now and as such she should be left to heal up a bit.

That.....is brilliant!!!!
I used to stick with "a fanny like a ripped out fireplace" or "a fanny like a hippo's yawn" - but this is my new number one!!!!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How could he let her go?! She is the definition of sexy!

Yes. Yes she is.

And - call me a cynic - but he's got some fantastic free exposure in the US by having married her...in fact, those 14 months coincide with his big push for fame in Hollywood. Some coincidence.

To be fair to the boy Brand tho, Miss Katy buggered off on tour for most of those 14 months. She even played Aberdeen FFS

 

[Lady Gull]

It took her 14 months to realise he is a complete and utter Tosser ?

This!!!!

The guy is a cock of the highet order!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

Yes. Yes she is.



To be fair to the boy Brand tho, Miss Katy buggered off on tour for most of those 14 months. She even played Aberdeen FFS

She probably couldn't bear to be near the dirty scruffy git!!!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Although he can be a cock, I'm obviously in the minority that finds him quite intelligent and funny.

 

[kevtherev]

Although he can be a cock, I'm obviously in the minority that finds him quite intelligent and funny.

Yes you are,,,,total toss pot...Brand I mean, not you!!

 

[kevtherev]

Not the only single girl right now

Nothing Compares to That.....What a dog.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Yes you are,,,,total toss pot...Brand I mean, not you!!

Why thank you....... I think

 

[Lady Gull]

I just caught my partner reading this thread - and when he read the hippos yawn he was giggling uncontrollably!!!'m

 

[One Love]

Brand has made some mediocre films, isn't very funny and is also a West Port fan. Frankly it's his loss not hers, she'll continue to get bigger whist he will soon disappear into obscurity have punched well about his weight for a while.

He was very good in the Secret Policeman's Ball one year, absolute quality.

 

[DavidWatts]

This!!!!

The guy is a cock of the highet order!!!

Agree. Can't stand the tosser, was most disappointed when he & the lovely Katy got together.

 

[kevtherev]

Make your mind up

OR

tough one

No contest, not even in the same league...You would die a happy man if you just got downwind of Miss Jenkins pussy...mmmmm lovely .

 

[ArcticBlue]

Brand has made some mediocre films, isn't very funny and is also a West Port fan. Frankly it's his loss not hers, she'll continue to get bigger whist he will soon disappear into obscurity have punched well about his weight for a while.

The only thing getting bigger for the prostitute of pop with be the circumference of her thighs.

 

[xenophon]

She should never married the horrible cu(nt

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My wife likes Russell Brand.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The Santana Block Gang was a Brand classic. Sadly too abridged in this clip to be fully appreciatable: