Rumour - Jonathan Forte to Sign for £1m

[Frutos]

I agree £1M can't be right, surely!?

I agree, but don't call me Shirley.

 

[Driver8]

I agree £1M can't be right, surely!?

Perhaps it's £1.

 

[Woodchip]

Perhaps it's £1.

Or 1 M&M

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[sir albion]

Christ you get some hilarious rumours on here

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Christ you get some hilarious rumours on here

Do we ?

 

[BASINGSTOKESEAGULL]

This rumour has to be the worst! First of all, why would we sign Forte, he's atrocious. Secondly, a million pounds!? A player just sent out to Preston, and Saints 4th choice striker. Shocker!

 

[Hatman1234]

How can we afford £1m for a turd? And get priced out for a streak of ginger piss?

 

[blockhseagull]

While Forte himself doesn't seem out of the question how the f*** would his fee be £1m

By that reckoning Barnes would be worth £10m

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I remember Forte...did'nt they have tea rooms in Brighton?

 

[El Presidente]

I would actually feel very guilty if you bought him.

Any chance you could persuade Palace to sign him, you wouldn't feel any guilt at all.

 

[mistahclarke]

I don't think goalscoring is his Forté

 

[mune ni kamome]

Forte. Wasn't that a U2 song

 

[severnside gull]

Forte. Wasn't that a U2 song

you may be getting confused with UB40

 

[bassking]

Billy paynter revisited, by the sounds of it

 

[dingodan]

I don't think goalscoring is his Forté

GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!

Well played sir.

 

[JJB]

He has bags of pace, probably the fastest in the league, however every other aspect of his game is lacking. He did however get us promoted, scoring 2 goals in 2 minutes against MK Dons when we were 2-0 down before coming back to win it.

 

[LamieRobertson]

and its only a feeing rumour.....sigh

 

[Biscuit]

I believe Poyet made a comment about him last season and alluded to him earning more than our entire back four put together.

Would be an excellent signing if it happens and perhaps the next step towards slowing growing our wage structure to be more competitive at this level.

 

[pishhead]

I believe Poyet made a comment about him last season and alluded to him earning more than our entire back four put together.

Would be an excellent signing if it happens and perhaps the next step towards slowing growing our wage structure to be more competitive at this level.

I'm pretty sure your thinking of Fonte?

 

[Simon Morgan]

Would be amazed if we sign him. Has done nothing in his career to earn a 1m price tag so the fee is definitely balls


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