Room 101, what would you put in?

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

No one's forcing you to watch Al-Jazeera TV you know.

He forces me when he watches it at full whack and refuses to turn it down in the next room!!

 

[Blackadder]

Plastic bags in supermarkets (I can hardly ever open the bloody things).

Drivers who;
1. Fail to move over sufficiently at a junction (ie the middle) to allow someone following to turn left - particularly those turning right from Ditchling Beacon who want to go to ASDA Hollingbury.
2 Fail to acknowledge you when you let them through.
3 Slow down, Stop, THEN indicate!

 

[Cian]

Crystal Palace F.C.
Derry City F.C.
Anyone who owns a car with a broken headlight/dodgy indicator relay
Skangers who use the foglights on their car in perfect weather
Middle aged men on sportsbikes that can't ride them properly

 

[Les Biehn]

most stuff really.

 

[Blackadder]

Skangers who use the foglights on their car in perfect weather

Good Call i should have added that to my motorist's list.

 

[Dr Q]

The whole obsession with "celebrity" this nation has, so anything associated with WAG's, Big Bother and all those sh*tty magazines needs to go in.

Poncy A level and Degrees in Media Studies and similar pointless subjects

After saturdays rugby result: the Welsh

People with no spatial awarness whilst out walking who just randomly meander along the pavement/supermarket aisle etc.

Those birds which keep scuttling along our roof and eaves at 4.30 in the flippin morning ... argghhh

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Basketball
David Lee
Poorly made coffee
R and B
Mcclaren
Working
Fat people who blame being fat on other people/ things than themselves

 

[Gwylan]

Anyone born in the UK after about 1960 who pretends they don't know anything about those "new fangled" metric measurements, like kilogrammes and metres - which they all learned about in school.

Good call. I was born in 1956 and I was taught in metric. I don't think it's because people want to look stupid and thus cool though - I think it's because of some idea that Imperial is British and metric is 'foreign' and that they look more patriotic if they use pounds and ounces instead of kilos - whereas they actually look, well, a bit dim.

 

[Nibble]

Immigrants
Single mothers
gypsies
jews

 

[Munkfish]

Immigrants
Single mothers
gypsies
jews

bars mars

 

[Nibble]

bars mars

He is a Gypsie single mother so he would automaticly be included.

 

[Munkfish]

Daily Mail
Girls with Bfs
Indy "BIMM" kids f*** off and get your hair cut and no your not cool becuase you wear clothes your dad did!

 

[Bars Mar]

Off The Top Of My Head I'd Put In Resting Thespians And Dyson Vacuum Cleaners.

 

[Nibble]

Off The Top Of My Head I'd Put In Resting Thespians And Dyson Vacuum Cleaners.

Well looks like I'll be around for a while seeing as I am neither a resting thespian or, curiously, a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

 

[Nibble]

mockneys

 

[Munkfish]

Well looks like I'll be around for a while seeing as I am neither a resting thespian or, curiously, a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

No but you are a c.unt

 

[Nibble]

No but you are a c.unt

That is true.

 

[Bars Mar]

Well looks like I'll be around for a while seeing as I am neither a resting thespian or, curiously, a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Bit Sensitive Aren't You? Just Put Down Two Things That Irritate Me. No Mention Of You.

Thought You'd Be Supporting The Dyson Cleaner Too. I Had You Down As More Of A Hoover Man But I'm No Expert And Bow To Your Superior Knowledge.

 

[Nibble]

Bit Sensitive Aren't You? Just Put Down Two Things That Irritate Me. No Mention Of You.

Thought You'd Be Supporting The Dyson Cleaner Too. I Had You Down As More Of A Hoover Man But I'm No Expert And Bow To Your Superior Knowledge.

Twat.

 

[Eggmundo]

People who swear loudly in public.