Ronaldo sex scandal

[Questions]

BBC World news : Italy 12.54 p.m.

Italy has been rocked by a sex scandal involving Ronaldo the Brazilian world cup winning striker.
After allegedly inviting three prostitutes back to his hotel room it soon became apparent that the 'girls' were in fact transvestites.
He paid two of them 400 pounds but one of the three asked for 15 thousand pounds to keep the matter quiet.
When Ronaldo refused to pay ''Albert'' the money, the prostitute went to the police to report him.
A spokesman for the buck toothed pervert said that Ronaldo had been suffering pshychological problems bought on by his long term knee injury.


Well we`ve all made that mistake haven`t we.................

 

[Easy 10]

When Ronaldo refused to pay ''Albert'' the money, the prostitute went to the police to report him.

Errr...report him for WHAT exactly ?

 

[Marshy]

Hehe he's having a great season....

 

[Timbo]

The sort of people that buy the sun will be loving this.

 

[Questions]

Hehe he's having a great season....

He`s certainly not getting in the box enough.

 

[surrey jim]

Errr...report him for WHAT exactly ?

guessing prostitution is illegal in Italy

 

[Easy 10]

guessing prostitution is illegal in Italy

So the tranny handed itself in then presumably.

 

[surrey jim]

So the tranny handed itself in then presumably.

illega to use prostitutes sorry

 

[Easy 10]

illega to use prostitutes sorry

But he didn't...did he ?

 

[Questions]

Errr...report him for WHAT exactly ?

Being a bunny faced, cripple perhaps ?

 

[NMH]

It's patently OBVIOUS that he knew he was picking up trannies.
My guess is that he did the deed with them, paid 'em, and one decided a fellow of his profile would be worth extorting more out of.

Ronnie likes ladyboys, and he may as well admit it now.
His Mum and Dad will be so proud

 

[surrey jim]

But he didn't...did he ?

says who??

im guessing he thought they were women and would have used their services

 

[Hiney]

He`s certainly not getting in the box enough.

Dirtbox, by the sound of this story

 

[Uncle C]

Errr...report him for WHAT exactly ?

Receiving swollen goods

 

[Easy 10]

I see what you did there.

 

[Juan Albion]

guessing prostitution is illegal in Italy

Erm, it was in Brazil . . .

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Sounds like a couple of tackles he wasn't expecting.

 

[Bars Mar]

Erm, it was in Brazil . . .

Where The Nuts Come From.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

What a cock and balls story.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

A pic of one of the prozzies (from BBC)