RIP Unknown man in pub

[Buzzer]

Just like Gary Glitter and Jimmy Saville, he touched us all.

RIP Big man

 

[Arthur]

Send my condolences to your family. You will be dearly missed.

RIP Tubby.

No he won't!

Have you ever met the bloke? He's a ****! He tipped my 3/4 full pint away the other week in front of my face!

I'm glad he's dead, it's karma!

 

[Silent Bob]

He tipped my 3/4 full pint away the other week in front of my face!

RIP

 

[Bozza]

All this and Maddie still missing, I really don't know how I will cope this Christmas.

An Outlook task should sort it.

 

[Arthur]

RIP

Thanks, I still haven't fully gotten over it.

I'm taking each pint as it comes, it's hard, but I'm a survivor!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

No he won't!

Have you ever met the bloke? He's a ****! He tipped my 3/4 full pint away the other week in front of my face!

I'm glad he's dead, it's karma!

Thats because I caught you theiving.

Robbing from the dead!

Youre the lowest of the low!