footychick
Nicola
I checked him out in his cage and he was dead, I knew it was coming because he'd been ill.
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RIP Murray (my rat)
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I checked him out in his cage and he was dead, I knew it was coming because he'd been ill.
This is an omen isn`t it ?
Murray bereft of life...................
Strangely enough my pet budgie Nicky is not that chirpy either.
The Large One
Who's Next?
f*** it and eat it.
It will never know.
It will never know.
You`d eat anything you greedy pig wouldn`t you ?
f*** it first you say? ....................
The Large One
Who's Next?
Rats generally need some seasoning and tenderising.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Rustle up a nice ratatouille
footychick
Nicola
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Don Quixote
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- Nov 4, 2008
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how do you f*** a rat? Surely your penis is too big? Although one is never sure...
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
...with a mallet!
- Aug 8, 2005
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Brighton, Hove and Albion, our thre gerbils send their best wishes to poor Murray and his family. May god rest his soul.
On the subject of rats. My sister used to have two and when they died she put them in a black bin liner and tossed them off the end of Worthing Pier. I understand they were naval rats and had requested to be buried at sea.
On the subject of rats. My sister used to have two and when they died she put them in a black bin liner and tossed them off the end of Worthing Pier. I understand they were naval rats and had requested to be buried at sea.
defrocked priest
Father Footy
Didn't rats spread the plague?
Taybha
Whalewhine
you sure it wasnt hibernating?
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Would you care to get your surviving rat out and show us some pictures? 
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
A sad day for NSC. One that will be writ large in future years.
Good-bye little Ratty.
Good-bye little Ratty.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Taybha
Whalewhine
Didnt realise you had 2 rats,just put all your efforts into treating the remaining 1 happy and well looked after, ive been told that dehydration is a big rat killer so keep it nice and moist when the heatings on 
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
Taybha
Whalewhine
Thats 1 big mo fo kin rat man 
footychick
Nicola
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Didnt realise you had 2 rats,just put all your efforts into treating the remaining 1 happy and well looked after, ive been told that dehydration is a big rat killer so keep it nice and moist when the heatings on
Lol, I did have two rats, the other one died in the summer, so now they're both dead.
Murray will be buried next to his brother Jeff.