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Acker79

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Nov 15, 2008
31,921
Brighton
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man who says 'Thanks' and walks out.

He had hiccups, and instead of giving him water to stop them, the shot gun frightened him to stop them.
 


Poyetry In Motion

Pooetry Motions
Feb 26, 2009
3,556
6.61 miles from the Amex
He rubs his hands together until they are sore. He takes the saw and saws the table in half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs through the hole, and shouts until he is hoarse. He climbs on the horse and rides away. Something like that!!?
Lucky guess! :)
 






Cars

New member
Feb 13, 2012
561
Haywards Heath
You see a shirt for £97, but you haven't got the money to buy it, so you borrow £50 off your Mum and £50 off your Dad. £50+£50=£100. You buy the shirt and have £3 change, you give your Mum £1, your Dad £1 and keep £1 to yourself.

Now you owe them both £49

£49 + £49 = £98 + Your £1 = £99

Where's the other Pound?

Came across this the other day, took me a fooking while to work it out!!
 


Ajon

New member
Mar 19, 2013
6
Australia
Now these are some good riddles, but then again some are answered and some are left without being answered. So, the point is that please let one riddle be answered and then the second one asked. Its not a car race or something like that so please do tell what the right answer is. No offence but hope you get the idea :)
 




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