Riddles

[Cars]

Wondering if anyone had some good riddles to share? I'll throw one in to start.

A man rides into town on Friday, stays one night and leaves again on Friday.
How is this possible?

 

[misterspatch]

Wondering if anyone had some good riddles to share? I'll throw one in to start.

A man rides into town on Friday, stays one night and leaves again on Friday.
How is this possible?

His horse is called Friday.

 

[Big_Unit]

Wondering if anyone had some good riddles to share? I'll throw one in to start.

A man rides into town on Friday, stays one night and leaves again on Friday.
How is this possible?

Friday is the name of his horse?

 

[GingerBeerMan]

His horse has the name Friday?

 

[Cars]

Correct! A butchers assistant is 6 foot, 2 inches tall. What does he weigh?

 

[misterspatch]

Correct! A butchers assistant is 6 foot, 2 inches tall. What does he weigh?

Meat?

 

[brakespear]

Correct! A butchers assistant is 6 foot, 2 inches tall. What does he weigh?

Meat.

 

[Bladders]

You go in through one hole, you come out through three holes. Once you're inside you're ready to go outside, but once you're outside you're still inside.

What is it?

 

[Hatman1234]

Friday is a 'shlag'

 

[El Sid]

mince

 

[Smirko]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

 

[GingerBeerMan]

You go in through one hole, you come out through three holes. Once you're inside you're ready to go outside, but once you're outside you're still inside.

What is it?

Jumper

 

[Bladders]

Jumper

 

[Cars]

A man pushes his car to a hotel, only to realise he is now bankrupt. Why?

 

[misterspatch]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

Because he's depressed.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

A man pushes his car to a hotel, only to realise he is now bankrupt. Why?

monopoly

 

[El Sid]

A man is at work and after his shift he goes and get's stinking drunk, he goes to bed switches the light off and goes to sleep. When he wakes in the morning he gets up realises what he has done and commits suicide.

Why?

He'd eaten Ernest's sausage

 

[salty seagull]

Near a tree by a river there`s a hole in the ground, where an old man of Saran goes around and around, and his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night, for a strange kind of fashion there`s a wrong and a right, but he`ll never ever fight over you

 

[Cars]

"an old riddle"

Police walk into a room to find a man hanging from the roof beam by his neck.

His 3 foot in the air, with no furniture in the room or anything to help him get up there. Only a puddle of water on the floor.

How did he hang him self?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

"an old riddle"

Police walk into a room to find a man hanging from the roof beam by his neck.

His 3 foot in the air, with no furniture in the room or anything to help him get up there. Only a puddle of water on the floor.

How did he hang him self?

ice cube


i wanna know why the guy got pissed and commited suicide