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[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Only if you have a velvet bag and a fag packet to write the selection on, meaning Benson and Hedges are up front.

I do have a velvet bag and a selection of balls with which to help with team selection.

I quite like the look of that Rothmans in midfield and that Embassy at no6.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Can you find the next Turienzo?

Definitely, it is a most comprehensive DVD collection.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I do have a velvet bag and a selection of balls with which to help with team selection.

I quite like the look of that Rothmans in midfield and that Embassy at no6.

Well off you go to Poland on a scouting mission, Trigger will give you the names to look at. Oh and pick up some cheap vodka and ciggies. Best start stocking up for the Christmas party.

 

[Finchley Seagull]

Well off you go to Poland on a scouting mission, Trigger will give you the names to look at. Oh and pick up some cheap vodka and ciggies. Best start stocking up for the Christmas party.

Do I get a say in transfers. I have heard of a Namibian player who is great and his agent only wants £1 million.

 

[Trigger]

Actually we do need some new players, as it's the summer I think we should get some fresh blood in like every other team around us, now, where's the chairman?...

Any ideas how to contact him in his Spanish villa?...

 

[Finchley Seagull]

Actually we do need some new players, as it's the summer I think we should get some fresh blood in like every other team around us, now, where's the chairman?...

Any ideas how to contact him in his Spanish villa?...

Carrier pigeon

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I like the look of Darren Anderton

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do I get a say in transfers. I have heard of a Namibian player who is great and his agent only wants £1 million.

Put the DVD in the internal post, when Meola gets back with the cheap vodka we will settle down and watch it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Carrier pigeon

Out of our budget. A piece of wet string and 2 tin cans.

 

[Rougvie]

Can I take over from those two old geezers who groom, er I mean look after the ball boys

 

[Silent Bob]

I like the look of Darren Anderton

If he can hobble that counts as a medical.

 

[Trigger]

Out of our budget. A piece of wet string and 2 tin cans.

Sorry, we've only got the 1 can, the manager has fallen out with can 2 and transferred him to Weston Super Market so that's that idea out the window.

 

[Silent Bob]

Sorry, we've only got the 1 can, the manager has fallen out with can 2 and transferred him to Weston Super Market so that's that idea out the window.

Have we got a mug that can slot in there and do a job?

 

[Finchley Seagull]

Sorry, we've only got the 1 can, the manager has fallen out with can 2 and transferred him to Weston Super Market so that's that idea out the window.

No I did not

It sulked after I dropped it from the window sill and I could not allow that. I will not have insubordination in my managerial team

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

If he can hobble that counts as a medical.

I spoke to him and he promised me he will be fit enough for a two year deal at least.

 

[Trigger]

Have we got a mug that can slot in there and do a job?

No, he was replaced as manager by Finchley.

 

[Finchley Seagull]

No, he was replaced as manager by Finchley.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have we got a mug that can slot in there and do a job?

It will have to be an empty bottle...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Meola, where the f*** is the cheap vodka, we have some of Trigger's DVDs to watch.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

No I did not

It sulked after I dropped it from the window sill and I could not allow that. I will not have insubordination in my managerial team

Was in by chance a can of colour?