'repressed Memories'

[caz99]

A man is suing Michael Jackson after claiming to have recently remembered that the superstar sexually assaulted him 20 years ago.

Joseph Bartucci says repressed memories revealed Jackson repeatedly forced him into sex in May 1984.


He claims to have completely forgotten about the incident until watching a TV programme about Jackson's current legal problems late last year.

Jackson is currently facing criminal charges in California for allegedly sexually molesting a 12-year-old boy last year.

Bartucci, who was 18 at the time of the alleged assaults, claims the singer's aides threatened at him at gunpoint in order to force him to have sex with Jackson.

He also claims they falsely imprisoned him.

He is suing for unspecified damages for the emotional pain and suffering allegedly caused by the incidents.

Jackson has made no comment on the law suit.

He has denied the current criminal charges against him, which are due to go to trial in January, as well as other similar allegations in the past.


Band and wagon spring to mind

 

[Beach Hut]

Good point I will claim against Sam Fox when she sexually assaulted me, oh hang on I enjoyed that experience 20 years ago

 

[Soton Seagull]

Imagine the court case:

Lawyer - 'Is the man who assaulted you in this court room?'

Bartucci - 'No, it was a black man'

 

[Easy 10]

Jacko could testify to the tune of Billie Jean:

Joe Bartucci's not my lover
He's just a guy who claims that I am the one
But I never f***ed his bum

 

[caz99]

Jacko could testify to the tune of Billie Jean:

Joe Bartucci's not my lover
He's just a guy who claims that I am the one
But I never f***ed his bum

 

[pasty]

Imagine the court case:

Lawyer - 'Is he man who assaulted you in this court room?'

Bartucci - 'No, it was a black man'

LMAO

 

[Marc]

Jacko could testify to the tune of Billie Jean:

Joe Bartucci's not my lover
He's just a guy who claims that I am the one
But I never f***ed his bum

mental image of Easy at work doing the Moonwalk on his desk singing that with the spinning crutch grabbing ending

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

At my housemate's work, they've (for some unknown reason) got a book called "The big book of random information". Its a load of bullet points with things such as

- A pig can orgasm for half an hour

- Sweden has the highest suicide rate in Europe

and so on and so on.

Later on in the book, it had the astounding statement,

- Michael Jackson is black.

Got to educate the kids, I guess...

 

[Easy 10]

mental image of Easy at work doing the Moonwalk on his desk singing that with the spinning crutch grabbing ending

If there's any crutch grabbing to be done, I'll generally do it sneakily under my desk.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Jacko could testify to the tune of Billie Jean:

Joe Bartucci's not my lover
He's just a guy who claims that I am the one
But I never f***ed his bum

 

[Yorkie]

If Michael Jackson was declared bankrupt overnight would this fella suddenly develop amnesia overnight?

 

[dougdeep]

If Jackson wasn't a multi-millionaire he would be in prison.