Replacing a word in song titles with ARSE

[Seagulls4life]

All around the ARSE- Oasis

 

[brakespear]

'The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein's Arse at Weissaria' - Blue Oyster Cult

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Me too LB. This had me in fits of giggles, going for an entire album now

Dire Straits - Alchemy Live

Once upon a time in the ARSE
Expresso ARSE
Romeo and ARSE
Love Over ARSE
Private ARSE
Sultans of ARSE
Two Young ARSES
Tunnel of ARSE
Telegraph ARSE
Solid ARSE
Going ARSE

I shall attempt this Herculean effort.

Derrière de Blanc - The Police

01 - Arse In A Bottle
02 - Derrière De Blanc
03 - It's Arse For You
04 - Bring On The Arse
05 - Arsewish
06 - Walking On The Arse
07 - On Any Other Arse
08 - The Arse is Too Big Without You
09 - Arse
10 - Does Everyone Arse
11 - No Arse This Time

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Changed the Way You Kiss Arse - Example

 

[Guy Fawkes]

This thread is a bit lo brow so to improve things a few classical masterpieces
Symphony No. 9: Ode To Arse - Beethoven
Arse On The G String - Bach
In The Arse Of The Mountain King - Grieg Peer Gynt
Die Walküre: Ride Of The Arse - Wagner (or Arse of the Valkyries)
Entry Of The Arse - Fucik
Magic Flute: Queen Of The Arse - Mozart
Pomp And Circumstance Arse No. 1 - Elgar
Cantata 147: Jesu, Arse Of Man's Desiring - Bach
1812 Arse - Tchaikovsky

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

Another ARSE In The Wall - Pink Floyd
Fake Plastic ARSE - Radiohead
The Boys Are Back In ARSE - Thin Lizzy
You Make ARSE Fun - Fleetwood Mac

 

[Acker79]

Old Red Arse Is Back(Deacon Blue)

Beautiful South

 

[hart's shirt]

Beautiful South

Indeed. I would have suggested:
How Long's An Arse Take To Dry?

A few more:

A-R-S-E (The Village People)
When Will You (Make My Arse Ring) and Chocolate Arse (Deacon Blue)
There's More To Love (Than Boy Meets Arse) (The Communards)
Oops Upside Your Arse (The Gap Band)

 

[El Presidente]

Oh Arse Up Yours (X-Ray Spex)
Into the Arse (Skids)
Sound of the Arse (Members)
Ever fallen in Arse (Buzzcocks)
I'm in love with a German ARSE (The Passions)

 

[Titanic]

Michael Jackson:

Got to be Arse
Rocking Arse
With a child's arse
Don't stop til you get arse
One day in your arse
PYA (Pretty Young Arse)
Man in the arse
Dirty arse
You rock my arse
Heal the arse
One more arse

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Take That classics

It only takes a arse
A million love arse
Could it be arse
Relight my arse
Everything arse
Arse ain't here anymore
Back for arse
How deep is your arse

and their new stuff
I'd wait for arse
Rule the arse
Greatest arse
Up all arse
Arse it all
Love arse / Arse love

 

[tony7788]

The boys in the old Brighton Arse (Albion Cup Final Song 1983)

B/Side The Goldstone Arse (Guppy and the Thai ladyboys)

el pratsiddente favourite subject arse and ladyboys

 

[tony7788]

The boys in the old Brighton Arse (Albion Cup Final Song 1983)

B/Side The Goldstone Arse (Guppy and the Thai ladyboys)

el pratsidente favourite subject arse abd ladyboys

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Arse can't handle me - Flo Rida
Dirty arse - Dizzee Rascal
Hole in my arse - Traffic
Sorted for arse and whizz - Pulp
Feel good arse - Gorillaz

 

[El Presidente]

Jam special

Down in the ARSE at midnight
Beat ARSE
Eton ARSE (David Cameron)
News of the ARSE
The ARSE collector
Absolute ARSE
The bitterest ARSE
Town called ARSE
In the ARSE
Five ARSE hero
The modern ARSE
All mod ARSE
The ARSE I love
Girl on the ARSE
Thick as ARSE
Set the ARSE ablaze
Pretty ARSE
ARSE in the corner shop
Scrape ARSE
Trans-global ARSE
The ARSE dream goes wrong

 

[Titanic]

As a tribute to the NSC and Amex favourites, Coldplay:

Arse!
God put a smile on your arse
The hardest arse
What arse
Viva la arse
In my arse
Arse in Technicolor II

and their album - Mince Arse.

 

[Cosmic Joker]

I'm liking this whole album of arse idea..

1 Sgt Pepper's Lonely Arse Club Band
2 With a Little Arse From my Friends
3 Lucy in the Arse with Diamonds
4 Arsing Better
5 Fixing an Arse
6 She's Arsing Home
7 Being for the Arse of Mr Kite
8 Within Arse Without You
9 Arse! I'm Sixty-Four
10 Lovely Arse
11 Good Arse Good Morning
12 Sgt Pepper's Lonely Arse Club Band (Reprise)
13 A Day in the Arse

 

[Titanic]

Some Elton John classics:

It's arse that you need
Your arse
Tiny arse
Rocket arse
Don't go breaking my arse
Arse for guy
Ball and arse
Kiss the arse
You gotta love some arse
Healing arse
Shakey arse