Remember Cher Lloyd?

[Razi]

Fit.

 

[Trigger]

How can someone be BIG if they are SHIT at their chosen profession?

 

[Rookie]

Will have a No 1 record because there are enough idiots to buy it, who knows maybe even a successful album but will disappear in a few years when her song writers/management get bored and go onto the next talentless waster who gets big through tele.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Safeway is winning this thread.

 

[Wozza]

The same could be said for Lady Gaga. What a load of absolute shite.

The singer/song-writer and multi-instrumentalist?

What are YOUR talents then?

 

[Mellotron]

So are the Cheeky Girls. What's your point?


And seeing as most people aren't famous, any modicum of notoriety - even the C-list status this bint enjoys - automatically means she will be more well-known. It's no big deal.

As for the money, she'll make a tidy wad for her and a massive wad for her management who basically own every part of her. In return for selling her soul to the Mammon of celebrity she will get tickets to premieres of films such as Garfield 4 and Alien v Pee Wee Herman, maybe an interview in 'Mediocrity' magazine (the new magazine of choice for slags on benefit) and maybe, just maybe a place on the reality TV show, Celebrity Shove My Arse Through A Manhole.

In 2 years time she'll be doing panto in Gillingham, photographed doing coke with Dean Gaffney and be dating a Swindon Town footballer.

Yeah. Living the dream, baby.

Superb post!

 

[sam86]

How can someone be BIG if they are SHIT at their chosen profession?

Is that a genuine question?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I think smudge might have been being ironic! i.e. You could easily dismiss Lady Gaga for being shit but she is really popular. EDIT - Or maybe he wasn't being ironic. Still I think my point stands.

I liked Cher, but that doesn't mean I'll buy her record. It also doesn't mean I won't buy it. I think she's got a better chance of making her mark on the music scene than many other X-Factor artitists of recent years

 

[bhafc99]

Fit? All I can see is three inches of super thick make up covering an acne riddled boiler.

 

[Safeway]

I liked Cher, but that doesn't mean I'll buy her record. It also doesn't mean I won't buy it. I think she's got a better chance of making her mark on the music scene than many other X-Factor artitists of recent years

This, especially the second point.

People seem to be allowing the fact she's a bit common and looks like she needs a good meal to cloud the fact that she's actually pretty talented - certainly unique from the rest of the identikit contestants.

Regardless of what you might think of them (if you even know who they are), people like Will I Am and Red One aren't stupid and know a good thing when they see it (and how to make a fuckload of cash out of it).

 

[CHAPPERS]

If Lil Wayne is onboard she'll sell LOADS.

 

[Safeway]

I want to see a collaboration with Nicki Minaj. That would be WICKERD.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

So are the Cheeky Girls. What's your point?


And seeing as most people aren't famous, any modicum of notoriety - even the C-list status this bint enjoys - automatically means she will be more well-known. It's no big deal.

As for the money, she'll make a tidy wad for her and a massive wad for her management who basically own every part of her. In return for selling her soul to the Mammon of celebrity she will get tickets to premieres of films such as Garfield 4 and Alien v Pee Wee Herman, maybe an interview in 'Mediocrity' magazine (the new magazine of choice for slags on benefit) and maybe, just maybe a place on the reality TV show, Celebrity Shove My Arse Through A Manhole.

In 2 years time she'll be doing panto in Gillingham, photographed doing coke with Dean Gaffney and be dating a Swindon Town footballer.

Yeah. Living the dream, baby.

I love this! Like Acker says Aliens v Pee Wee Herman has OSCAR written all over it!

As for Cher thingy well yes I would do her obviously. As for talent? Nah not really. Lady Gaga on the other hand as Wozza said multi instrumentalist (learned the piano aged 4) and singer/songwriter who also before Gaga character wrote for the Pussycat Dolls and Britney amongst others...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Lady Gaga is f***ing useless. She can't write her own music, she can't sing, she can't play any instruments, yep agree , she is on the same level as Cher Lloyd. To see just how shit she is watch the clip below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3R3KqrJAI4

 

[Don Quixote]

Lady Gaga is f***ing useless. She can't write her own music, she can't sign, she can't play any instruments, yep agree , she is on the same level as Cher Lloyd. To see just how shit she is watch the clip below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3R3KqrJAI4

As a pianist I do not think much of her technique, but she is at least playing, which is more than most people can do.

Same as Cher Lloyd

 

[Gazwag]

Lady Gaga is f***ing useless. She can't write her own music, she can't sign, she can't play any instruments, yep agree ,

I didn't know she was deaf

 

[matt]

Lady Gaga is f***ing useless. She can't write her own music, she can't sign, she can't play any instruments, yep agree , she is on the same level as Cher Lloyd. To see just how shit she is watch the clip below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3R3KqrJAI4

That's the worst Stevie Wonder tribute act I've ever seen.

 

[sam86]

I knew she reminded me of something when I posted this.
I've just remembered what it is!

I'm not sure which is the closer resemblance.

 

[HoveHorace]

Would that be the platinum-selling, multi-millionairess Lady Gaga?

No. THE Lady Gaga that drives the 49A.

 

[Trigger]

No. THE Lady Gaga that drives the 49A.

I think I know the bus driver you mean