Relationships - What do you reckon?

[Questions]

Well if you're a f***ing homosexual how is a girl gonna be right for you you f***ing spazmoidian f*** stick.

Exactly my point Leslie you big nancy boy.

 

[Les Biehn]

Exactly my point Leslie you big nancy boy.

Then you don't have a point do you because clearly if I'm a performer of the rustic arts I'm looking for the right man.

 

[Nibble]

Questions - you are irrelevent

 

[Questions]

Relationships between men are far harder Leslie as you already know because of our inherent promiscuity damaging monogomous alliances.

But good luck.

 

[Questions]

Questions - you are irrelevent

I am hung like irrevelant it has been said. Anyway keep out of it Nipples, you are straight as a die aren`t you. You are single through choice are you not.

and of course the fact the girls think you are similar to Leslie in preferences.

 

[Nibble]

I am hung like irrevelant it has been said. Anyway keep out of it Nipples, you are straight as a die aren`t you. You are single through choice are you not.

and of course the fact the girls think you are similar to Leslie in preferences.

I seriously doubt that any girls who know me would hang around you long enough to tell you what they think my preferences are because I keep company with foxy, sophisticated, women of taste. The kind of women that would realise what a tiny dicked knobjockey you are the minute they clapped eyes on you.

 

[Les Biehn]

Relationships between men are far harder Leslie as you already know because of our inherent promiscuity damaging monogomous alliances.

But good luck.

A man of experience talking there by the sounds of things.

 

[Questions]

I seriously doubt that any girls who know me would hang around you long enough to tell you what they think my preferences are because I keep company with foxy, sophisticated, women of taste. The kind of women that would realise what a tiny dicked knobjockey you are the minute they clapped eyes on you.

hows the acting career coming on Nipples ?

 

[Nibble]

hows the acting career coming on Nipples ?

Good thanks. If you go to Channel 4 website on Jan 28th you can see me in the sequel to City Of Vice which is on CH4 later this month. Why do you ask?

 

[Questions]

A man of experience talking there by the sounds of things.

Actually i`ll try anything once apart from incest and hang-gliding.

 

[Les Biehn]

Actually i`ll try anything once apart from incest and hang-gliding.

Try? Sounds like tried to me.

 

[Questions]

Good thanks. If you go to Channel 4 website on Jan 28th you can see me in the sequel to City Of Vice which is on CH4 later this month. Why do you ask?

I remember you talking about it on here a while ago. Well done by the way.

Did you go to stage school ?

 

[Nibble]

I remember you talking about it on here a while ago. Well done by the way.

Cheers. Shameless self promotion is the key to success!

No stage school just auditioned for a part a few years ago, got it and took it from there.

 

[Les Biehn]

Well that and sucking people's cocks who can get you further ahead.

 

[Nibble]

Well that and sucking people's cocks who can get you further ahead.

Well if you hadn't lied and said you could get me into films that would never have happened.

 

[Les Biehn]

Well if you hadn't lied and said you could get me into films that would never have happened.

I have told you, keep doing it and I will get you there.

 

[Questions]

I`m going you two. What a double act you are. Sort of a gay Morecombe and Wise really. Bloomin hilarious with your knob gags.

Nipple its comedy you should be in.

 

[Nibble]

I have told you, keep doing it and I will get you there.

Another night of "auditions" tonight then?

 

[Les Biehn]

High praise from NSC's resident comedy genius. 'Quick, quick, look at me, look at me, I'm going to say something stupidly idiotic and inane and then pretend I'm doing it as some Kauffmanesq prank.'

Except no one finds it remotely funny and you come across as a completely self satisfied knobber.

 

[Nibble]

High praise from NSC's resident comedy genius. 'Quick, quick, look at me, look at me, I'm going to say something stupidly idiotic and inane and then pretend I'm doing it as some Kauffmanesq prank.'

Except no one finds it remotely funny and you come across as a completely self satisfied knobber.

Sorry, I won't do it again.