Red or White Wine.

[Marshy]

Does one make you hornier than the other ?
Does one make you more pissed than the other ?
And does one give you a bigger headache than the other ?

All a myth I reckon, give me red though anyday.

 

[Scarface]

Red gives you more of a hangover the next day.

 

[caz99]

dont like red white gives me a horrendous hangover

rose makes me horny

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

rose makes me horny

Bottle of Rose for the lady please barman!

I like red, but I really dislike white. Don't think wine gives me more of a hangover than any other alocholic substance really. Does get me drunk quicker though, cos I don't drink it often.

 

[virgirlo]

Red makes me horny (evident from last night! ) and gives me a terrible hangover (evident now! )
White makes me giggly but gives me an evil hangover

 

[caz99]

white zinfandal or grenache to be exact

 

[Icy Gull]

If it's cheap and full of chemicals it doesn't matter what colour it is, it's gonna hurt next day

 

[onlyaboho]

Can't beat a decent bottle of well aged Rioja.

 

[SK1NT]

red! look more classier drinking it

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

white zinfandal or grenache to be exact

You don't say!! I happen to have a few bottles of Zinfandel just sitting in my cellar.

 

[Marshy]

Is it Chavvy to have Lemonade in your white wine ?.....

 

[virgirlo]

Is it Chavvy to have Lemonade in your white wine ?.....

you'd know, Burberry King!

 

[Marshy]

you'd know, Burberry King!

Oi i will have you know ive never owned any burberry...
Whereas you own Burberry knickers....

 

[virgirlo]

Oi i will have you know ive never owned any burberry...
Whereas you own Burberry knickers....

to match the bra and cap and big chunky gold jewellry from argus!

 

[Marshy]

Yeah baby.....

 

[virgirlo]

Yeah baby.....

innit

 

[The Large One]

Excerpt from an article by Ed Sullivan in Le Magazine, the in-house magazine of Hotel du Vin.

The Champagne Drinker
Stereotype
Her: a platinum blond Sloaney bird with a horsey social life.
Him: overbearingly smooth operator, ex-public school.
Occupation
Her: something in PR, a PA in the City, an estate agent in Chelsea.
Him: The City, or a London black cab driver.
Personality
Her: opinionated and headstrong, loud, not very bright. Keen to marry and reproduce (and in that order).
Him: confident and assertive, well turned out.
Least likely to
Her: offer to pay the bill.
Him: be able to communicate with anyone in the service industry.

The Red Wine Drinker
Stereotype
Her: posh, older woman, desperately avoiding her first blue rinse.
Him: arrogant, condescending bloke, considers himself an achiever.
Occupation
Her: a big noise in publishing; a big noise in anything.
Him: senior civil servant; small business proprietor; antique dealer.
Personality
Her: authoritative, politically correct.
Him: a crushing bore, misogynistic.
Least likely to
Her: admit defeat.
Him: admit defeat to a woman.

The White Wine Drinker
Stereotype
Her: Middle England Daily Mail-reading mumsy-type.
Him: flash, young kid with a bit of cash.
Occupation
Her: household operative.
Him: car dealer, barrow boy, junior prick in a large conglomerate.
Personality
Her: aggressive and argumentative after a few glasses.
Him: a charmer - he’s really not that bright.
Least likely to
Her: know or care about the state of the nation.
Him: achieve.

 

[onlyaboho]

Is it Chavvy to have Lemonade in your white wine ?.....

Only if its that lambrini stuff!

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Last drank red wine six years ago. Spent the next day being violently ill. Haven't touched it since.

 

[southwickseagull]

Cuppa tea, 2 sugars.