Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
1. Most of the teams in it are not even champions.
2. 3rd place failures drop into the latter stages of the UEFA Cup.
3. The media and Man U cream themselves cos so-and-so has just equalled Denis Laws/Bobby Charltons/George Bests (delete as applicable) European scoring record, even though it means feck-all cos nowadays you've been guaranteed about 6-12 games per season at least cos of the League format, instead of the old 2-legs knockout format. And half the teams are shite anyway.
4. That f***ing MUSIC. "The Champyaaaaaaaaans"
5. Those poncy star decorations they paste up everywhere in the stadiums.
6. Those twats who have to shake the giant centre-circle starry flag thing like a bunch of mentalists when "The Anthem" is playing.
7. That bloody vulture. WTF ??
8. Real Madrid, the self-elected "Kings of Europe", pulling in a mighty 25,000 for their home game last night v Porto.
9. All stadiums leaving the front 4 or 5 row of seats empty, so fans can't drape their flags across the precious sponsors pitchside advertising hoardings.
10. Andy Townsend and Ally "Cheeky" McCoist.
2. 3rd place failures drop into the latter stages of the UEFA Cup.
3. The media and Man U cream themselves cos so-and-so has just equalled Denis Laws/Bobby Charltons/George Bests (delete as applicable) European scoring record, even though it means feck-all cos nowadays you've been guaranteed about 6-12 games per season at least cos of the League format, instead of the old 2-legs knockout format. And half the teams are shite anyway.
4. That f***ing MUSIC. "The Champyaaaaaaaaans"
5. Those poncy star decorations they paste up everywhere in the stadiums.
6. Those twats who have to shake the giant centre-circle starry flag thing like a bunch of mentalists when "The Anthem" is playing.
7. That bloody vulture. WTF ??
8. Real Madrid, the self-elected "Kings of Europe", pulling in a mighty 25,000 for their home game last night v Porto.
9. All stadiums leaving the front 4 or 5 row of seats empty, so fans can't drape their flags across the precious sponsors pitchside advertising hoardings.
10. Andy Townsend and Ally "Cheeky" McCoist.