I remember when they were supposed to be better than us when we were both in League One and again in The Championship, they must have done well because they really are out of sight now!
"Dabbing, or the dab, is a simple dance move in which a person drops the head into the bent crook of a slanted arm, typically while raising the opposite arm in a parallel direction but out straight; both arms are pointed to the side and at an upward angle"
Will the board just not think they fans want to sign Usain Bolt
Ignoring the obviously, monumentally embarrassing chosen form of suggested protest, my first thoughts on this are:
1. They are absolutely NOT facing a 'catastrophic crisis'. There's no catastrophe - just a long run of shit form. It might, at very worst, lead to a season or two in League One. So what?
2. This supposed 'catastrophe' has been driven by 'months of tantalisingly crap football'. What an incredibly ODD word to choose to use in that context. Leads me to suspect the author is about 13 years old.
3. The author has gone out of their way to make this look at first glance, 'official'. Club colours, and importantly, use of the club badge. If RFC have a Barber, he will be specifically unimpressed by this point.
4. The author claims that 'we' 'urge all supporters..' etc, but nowhere does it say who 'we' actually are. That is pretty poor form.
5. The title is 'a SPECIAL appeal', and it most definitely is 'special'. So special that I'd respond by posting the picture of the Reading kiddy winning his sports day race, were it not for the fact I'd then have to BAN myself.