RaNdOm galore THREAD !!

[Jake Manthorpe]

a man walks into a bar.
he shouts across the bar to a group of lads
"I shagged your mum"
The lads ignor him..
He shouts again "up the arse as well!"
they still ignor him..
He shouts a 3rd time "she sucked my knob too!"
one of the lads stands up and shouts back
"Go home dad, your pissed!"

 

[Brighton till i die]

Why is the word **** more rude than the word berk?

I often wonder who decides a swear word is a swear word.

f***
ham
wanker
mondeo
minge
wallpaper
piss
speaker

what's the difference? nowt!

 

[Old Greg]

exactly, and also considering they both technically mean the same thing!

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

I often wonder who decides a swear word is a swear word.

f***
ham
wanker
mondeo
minge
wallpaper
piss
speaker

what's the difference? nowt!

you missed out palace

 

[Gully]

 

[pasty]

I love meerkats. For Christmas, Mrs P adopted one for me at Drusillas, and her name is Stumpy (the meerkat that is, not Mrs P).

Edit. and why is meerkat spelt with a "K" not a "C", like Cat ?

 

[Brighton till i die]

......great teeth

 

[Robot Chicken]

Africa + South America = Tyrannosaurus Rex

 

[Robot Chicken]

Send a message to yourself in the future!
http://www.futureme.org/

 

[Djmiles]

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My bumhole has been partially inside out for about 7 years now but I've learned to live with it.

 

[Mendoza]

Why are red onions and cabbages purple??

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Scally is selling up.

house for sale in The Hurst, Crouch, Nr Sevenoaks, Kent - 7 bedrooms, 4 reception rooms, 5 bathrooms | Primelocation

 

[Peppermint Tea]

My hovercraft is full of eels

 

[Mendoza]

 

[Brighton till i die]

lady whiskers

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ooooh I love to love

But my baaaaabyyyyyy just loves to dance (loves to dance, loves to dance)

 

[Everest]

Sorry, I thought the title said "RaNdOm AL GORE THREAD !!"