RaNdOm galore THREAD !!

[Brighton till i die]

I am in a random mood, therefore i feel we need a "random" thread......Randomness is great after all.....

Feel free to join in with any random words, pictures, phrases or stories.... lets be 'aving ya!!

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

Gwen Stefani

 

[Brighton till i die]

 

[steward 433]

some twat in an audi towing a trailer on the way home tonight, Following him down the a23 trailer hits a bump spits stones out of the trailer one flicks up and chips my windscreen

 

[Robot Chicken]

I am Spartacus, and so is my wife.

 

[Brighton till i die]

An utter nobgoblin thunderc*nt

 

[Old Greg]

Cheese is a kind of meat, tasty yellow beef, i milk it from my tite

 

[Brighton till i die]

....a perfect start - made me smile already.




WHY does Bungle (from Rainbow) walk around naked all day, then put f***ing pyjamas on for BED?






?

 

[Old Greg]

Why was the shop called bagpuss and co. Who was co? And why was it it bagpuss' shop?

 

[steward 433]

modnar

 

[steward 433]

Why was the shop called bagpuss and co. Who was co? And why was it it bagpuss' shop?

Just because ok no questions

 

[Seagulltonian]

Who decides the barcode numbers on different items, or is that just random?

 

[steward 433]

Who decides the barcode numbers on different items, or is that just random?

am i sad i actually know that?

 

[Jake Manthorpe]

i had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night!.... I know it's wrong.... but i still have a key and she's a heavy sleeper

 

[Old Greg]

Why do men have nipples? and why do men have a gooch?and why do men grow beards? etc.

 

[steward 433]

why is why not just spelt y?

 

[csider]

i had a wank over an ex-girlfriend last night!.... I know it's wrong.... but i still have a key and she's a heavy sleeper

Thats about the 4th time thats been on here recently!!!

 

[Old Greg]

Why do we write words phonetically anymore?

 

[csider]

I made gazpacho today.

 

[Old Greg]

Why is the word **** more rude than the word berk?