RANDOM facts about yourself...I'll start.

[Easy 10]

I had a banana sandwich for lunch

There is currently something in my left shoe which is irritating me, but I can't be bothered to take it off

I always make the bed in the morning just wearing my pants and socks, in case I get too hot doing it fully clothed

I need a poo, but I can't decide whether to have it now or wait till I get home

I think buying a bottle of wine in a restaurant is a complete rip-off, so I only ever drink beer when out for a meal

 

[Meade's Ball]

I don't fall for the wrong women, they fall for me.

You can trace a line of hair from my head to my feet, if you really had nothing better to do.

I used to dance, but now i feel too old and round.

I'm afraid of barbers and cut my own hair.

I'm not a virgin.

 

[Rambo]

I am currently skiving off work and considering the whole meaning of life.

I have a slight cough which is somewhat annoying (but not enough to be off work sick with).

I had the squits last night.

My wife always does the hoovering in the buff.

I have never been to Felixstowe.

 

[Marc]

I've stopped posting on NSC more than 10 times a week as I'm wasting too much time here...and I've posted 4 times today already so

 

[jmc]

I'm bored with my job

i have an itch - will i scratch or rub?

steak and mushroom pie or chicken and asparagus(sp)

Why is abbreviation such a long word - that bugs me

where is that bogie gone

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I was born on the same day and in the same area of London as the Bros twins

I've just had a poo but wish I'd waited until I'd got home

I always salute Magpies

My left leg is an inch longer than my right

When I buy a new pair of shoes I sleep with them by my bed with the light on for the first night

 

[JJ McClure]

I have a cat called Brandy

Last night I burnt the rice to the bottom of the pan

My office is painted light green

I like the rain

 

[Faldo]

I've recently had a poo, but not sure if I cleaned up sufficiently.

I have a slight headache from last nights red stripe.

I am typing this with one hand.

I am gonna sleep tonight!

 

[tinx]

I've spent almost all day volleying footballs into a goal.

 

[The Large One]

I share a birthday with Phaedrus

I don't need a poo, but have just had a piss - in the toilet

I wish I hadn't just had a piss, cos someone else was having a poo at the same time

I am a direct descendant of Benjamin Franklin

I was born at the Buckingham Road Hospital, Brighton

I am a complete anorak when it comes to The Who

 

[Safeway]

My middle name is Charles.

I had KFC for lunch today.

I enjoy listening to Avril Lavigne very loudly on my personal CD player on the bus but turn it down for the 'famous' songs so as not to get rumbled.

I have never groomed an under-age child on the internet.

My left arm is very slightly crocked.

I run a message board for Albion fans called NSP, the address of which is www.northstandpolls.co.nr.

I want to meet Rambo's wife.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I used to buy sheep's eyes in Fine Fare.

I sleep with the tv on just in case i can't drift off due to the late-night nattering in my head.

I always thought cat's bums look like the meat-tubes you get in tins of Beans and Sausages.

 

[Easy 10]

If I knock one of my elbows on something, I always have to knock the other one against something as well, straight away

Both rear tyres on my car are almost bald, but I just can't get round to buying new ones

When going upstairs in the dark, if I think of that girl climbing out of the well in The Ring, I really scare myself. But I can't stop myself thinking about it

When I have a poo in the downstairs toilet, I often leave the door open and admire my DVD collection whilst "going through the motions"

I keep sentimental Albion match ticket stubs in my wallet

 

[The Wookiee]

Its my birthday soon
I will be a dad in June
I never poo at work
I subscribe to Television X

 

[Benny Seagull]

i got 20 out of 50 in an acient history practise paper today with the exam in 5 weeks

i hate working and get bored - my family are losing patience

i'm listening to stereophonics' traffic

i'm thinking about sending off for a 'free' digital camera that costs £14 for delivery

i bunked games this afternoon, and fell asleep on my couch watching importance of being earnest

i recently woke up and i've just finished a big wank

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I've just eaten a variety size pack of coco pops with no milk.
I went to the Devereux for lunch.
I fractured the humeral head in around the greater tuberosity and am now suffering from shoulder impingement syndrome.
I've just come back from acupuncture.

 

[Simster]

My son was born on my 30th birthday.
I drank 3/4 of a litre of whisky when I was 4 years old and was in a coma for 3 days after having my stomach pumped out.
I have parachuted and run a marathon.
I own and can juggle fire torches. I once made $40 in 15 minutes by busking outside SkyDome (after the BlueJays completed another routine win).
I support Brighton & Hove Albion football club
My son & daughter have ginger hair, unlike their parents.

 

[CP 0 3 BHA]

My son & daughter have ginger hair, unlike their parents.

What colour hair does the milkman have?

 

[fatboy]

I have a vitamin c in my mouth.

I am wearing red shoes.

I am just about to go to the pub.

I have had all my hair cut off today.

I can see Lee Steele.

 

[Simster]

What colour hair does the milkman have?

I'm more worried that ugly 'roid gimp and friend to the stars, dwayne, has been anywhere near my house.