Quick quick someone please name Private Pile's gun

[Stat Brother]

Writing an email & need this info.

 

[Trufflehound]

Try this - it's probably in here somewhere:

http://www.sawnoff.demon.co.uk/script.txt

 

[Artois]

Charlene

 

[Pevenseagull]

Charlene?


or was that just Bart's putter in The Simpsons?

 

[Stat Brother]

Thanks boys, just scanning the text from TH, & there's some absolute classics:-

....PYLE smiles grotesquely....

Just about says it all.

 

[Easy 10]

What on earth are you lot gabbling about ?

 

[Stat Brother]

HARTMAN look suddenly calm. His eyes, his manner
are those of a wanderer who has found his home.


HARTMAN
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!!
Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough
attention when you were a child?!!!


I could copy & paste this all night, but I won't.

 

[bhafc99]

What on earth are you lot gabbling about ?

Search me...

 

[aftershavedave]

me lost too. who is private pile?

 

[Stat Brother]

You could always just click on TH's link.

 

[Easy 10]

You could always just click on TH's link.

My finger aches a bit.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a f***ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister!

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

 

[Stat Brother]

HOOKER
No. Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long
time. Me so horny.