banjo
GOSBTS
Fishfinger sarnie with watercress and tartar sauce. Mmmmmmmm !!!!
I remember that you can pick up a selection of free sheep eyes from Fine Fare on London Road - yes, i know. Boil them for 3 minutes so they lose the majority of the memories of items they once saw and registered - remember Chappers that bodypart transplants tend to retain the most heinous elements of the character of their original owner and can be transferred to the eater or receiver of the limb or organ - and then pop three of them straight in the Pot Noodle of your choosing. 4 optical ovine orbs would be enough i reckon. You can grab a pair of straws when the noodle water has cooled, sucking two visual spheres onto the end of them. Roll yourself up under a rounded cardboard box, such as perhaps the one that held the enormous puffet i half-recall you recently buying, stick the straws with eyes on their front through two holes, and slither for the day in honour of the snail. It's a relaxation technique i was given. I notice you ask a lot of questions these days Chappers, obviously rather wound up, and sometimes befuddled, by life itself.
Curried rice
Lightly fry some chopped red onions, chopped red peppers and chopped mushrooms.
Meanwhile fry some onions in a saucepan - add garlic, chilli, ground ginger, cumin, coriander, paprika and turmeric. Stir in well until the onions are soft. Add some rice (as much as you need), stir in well with the onions and spices, then add (bit by bit) chicken stock. Add enough stock to cover the rice, and place a lid on it. Every few minutes, add more stock to the rice as it soaks up the last lot.
After 15 minutes, stir in the fried onions and peppers and some frozen peas, and leave to cook for 5 more minutes.
I remember that you can pick up a selection of free sheep eyes from Fine Fare on London Road - yes, i know. Boil them for 3 minutes so they lose the majority of the memories of items they once saw and registered - remember Chappers that bodypart transplants tend to retain the most heinous elements of the character of their original owner and can be transferred to the eater or receiver of the limb or organ - and then pop three of them straight in the Pot Noodle of your choosing. 4 optical ovine orbs would be enough i reckon. You can grab a pair of straws when the noodle water has cooled, sucking two visual spheres onto the end of them. Roll yourself up under a rounded cardboard box, such as perhaps the one that held the enormous puffet i half-recall you recently buying, stick the straws with eyes on their front through two holes, and slither for the day in honour of the snail. It's a relaxation technique i was given. I notice you ask a lot of questions these days Chappers, obviously rather wound up, and sometimes befuddled, by life itself.
Linguine
Prawns
1 red chilli
Garlic
Spring Greens
Method:
Cook the pasta, 3 mins before the end, stick half a pack (or more) of the spring greens into the pot with the pasta. Then get a wok smoking hot, chuck in the garlic chilli and praws, then eat that shit all up. Nice.
I can't get enough spring greens.
Beans on toast with grated cheese. She'll be over the moon when she gets in.
Linguine
Prawns
1 red chilli
Garlic
Spring Greens
Method:
Cook the pasta, 3 mins before the end, stick half a pack (or more) of the spring greens into the pot with the pasta. Then get a wok smoking hot, chuck in the garlic chilli and praws, then eat that shit all up. Nice.
would this work with some form of vegetarian stock? what i mean is, would it still be nice
it looks good and simple, the mrs. is vegetarian and is SHIT at cooking so it's usually left up to me to sort it all and i've never really cooked veggie style before