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Putting a Dart Board up. [Merged]



ManOnTheRun

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
846
West Hove
gripper stebson said:
I feel in a way this thread mirrors the clubs problems perfectly.

The Dartboard - Falmer
Kev - The Albion
Kev's Mum - The Government
Kev's Dad - LDC

Kev and his Mum's valiant attempts to get the dartboard in position are being thwarted at every turn by Kev's Dad.

I have written to Kev's Dad asking for an explanation of his continued excuses and he wrote me the following reply:

Dear Sir

Thankyou for your query regarding Kevin's desire to put up a dartboard in his room. I feel that this is clearly not the best place for the board to be positioned and have asked Kevin's Mum to consider the five other options put forward by myself:

1. Bathroom
2. Garage
3. Shed
4. Lounge
5. Sheepcote Valley

Once Kevin's Mum has looked at all the options I will be happy to screw it into the wall (the board not Kevin's Mum)

Yours Sincerely

Kev's Dad.


If he continues to drag this situation out Kev will almost certainly be forced out of business. I for one will not stand by and let this happen.

We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard

x

:lolol: Quality
 






Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Come on Kev, let us know when you've got it up.;)
 










Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Dartboard update.

Kev, is it up yet?
 






Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
Last I heard his dad was going out to get some "special" screws for the job.
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
having visited kevs portslade love nest today, i can confirm that the dart board is still NOT up, but is infact perched leaning on the floor against the kitchen counter
 




ali jenkins

Thanks to Guinness Dave
Feb 9, 2006
9,896
Southwick
Scotty Mac said:
having visited kevs portslade love nest today, i can confirm that the dart board is still NOT up, but is infact perched leaning on the floor against the kitchen counter


This is a dark, dark day for DIY enthusiasts the world over :down: :down: :down:
 


Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
gripper stebson said:
I feel in a way this thread mirrors the clubs problems perfectly.

The Dartboard - Falmer
Kev - The Albion
Kev's Mum - The Government
Kev's Dad - LDC

Kev and his Mum's valiant attempts to get the dartboard in position are being thwarted at every turn by Kev's Dad.

I have written to Kev's Dad asking for an explanation of his continued excuses and he wrote me the following reply:

Dear Sir

Thankyou for your query regarding Kevin's desire to put up a dartboard in his room. I feel that this is clearly not the best place for the board to be positioned and have asked Kevin's Mum to consider the five other options put forward by myself:

1. Bathroom
2. Garage
3. Shed
4. Lounge
5. Sheepcote Valley

Once Kevin's Mum has looked at all the options I will be happy to screw it into the wall (the board not Kevin's Mum)

Yours Sincerely

Kev's Dad.


If he continues to drag this situation out Kev will almost certainly be forced out of business. I for one will not stand by and let this happen.

We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard
We want dartboard

x


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :clap2: :clap2: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Wardy said:
Last I heard his dad was going out to get some "special" screws for the job.
And a Left Handed Screwdriver.........:lolol: :lolol: :jester:
 










Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
dartboard.jpg
 




Shegull

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,645
On a Bed of Roses
It's probably one of the velcro dartboards. His mum probably wouldn't let him play with real darts. ;););)
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
sorry but if we are bouncing classics
 


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