Public Announcement:

[Rusco]

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

The authorities today admitted that George Best was not actually buried in Belfast, but added that the decision to cremate him at Hemel Hempstead was now considered a mistake.

 

[The Large One]

Oh bollocks - it appears Bernard Manning is alive and well and spamming NSC.

 

[Rusco]

 

[Titanic]

Perhaps this should be on the ticker ?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I thought it was funnier when Bozza first told it. Just after the section for fixtures, but before the Kanchelskis thread.

 

[Bozza]

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62863

 

[Rusco]

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

See thats what makes NSC so shit

Why cant people check what has been posted before....

Where can I get a GOSBTS ringtone anyway

 

[The Large One]

See thats what makes NSC so shit

Why cant people check what has been posted before....

Where can I get a GOSBTS ringtone anyway

Ringtones?

 

[Rusco]

See thats what makes NSC so shit

Why cant people check what has been posted before....

Where can I get a GOSBTS ringtone anyway

Probably people don't read what has been posted before because there is too much shit to wade through - it's like wading through treacle

Apologies to one and all that I wasted 2 mintues of your lives

 

[Dave the OAP]

is this the time to tell my icredibly racist joke? is it? is it?

 

[Bozza]

This might be a good opportunity to point out that the NSC search facility is alive and well.

For example, here are the results of a search for 'George and Belfast and Hemel':

http://www.northstandchat.biz/searc...d=155834&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending

 

[Bozza]

Oh - over to you Dave. Is it a good one?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Here we go then...


there was a cerfew announced in Hemel Hempstead last night when there was a Black out.
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........he was finally arrested at 12 o/clock and people were let back out

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Here we go then...


there was a cerfew announced in Hemel Hempstead last night when there was a Black out.
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........he was finally arrested at 12 o/clock and people were let back out

Nazi.

 

[Lokki 7]

Here we go then...


there was a cerfew announced in Hemel Hempstead last night when there was a Black out.
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........he was finally arrested at 12 o/clock and people were let back out

Not sure which offends me most David, you blatant racism or your appalling joke.

 

[Dave the OAP]

will you still buy me a drink next week?

 

[Gritt23]

See thats what makes NSC so shit

Why cant people check what has been posted before....

Where can I get a GOSBTS ringtone anyway

Gotta disagree with you completely there.

IMHO a problem with NSC is people who expect everyone to read the whole board before daring to post something in case it's a joke that has been told before.

Rusco, I hadn't heard the gag before, and laughed when reading your post.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Gotta disagree with you completely there.

IMHO a problem with NSC is people who expect everyone to read the whole board before daring to post something in case it's a joke that has been told before.

Rusco, I hadn't heard the gag before, and laughed when reading your post.

sychophant

 

[Lokki 7]

will you still buy me a drink next week?

Of course darling. In the Market Porter tonight if you fancy it.