Pub talk.

[Biscuit]

Don't people just come up with the funniest things after theyve had a few!

Dropped down the Black Horse, Rottingdean, today and this guy at the bar asked..

"Whos that bloke that owns Chelsea?"

Friend: "Roman Abramovich?"

"Yea thats the one. He got a job down my mates yard yesterday."

Long silence.

Friend: "You sure you got the right name?"

Made me laugh for ages, honestly the power of booze!

 

[Del Boy]

Them nutters in Rottingdean!

 

[Beach Hut]

I was in a pub in London once and an Arsenal and Spurs fan were disputing a handball whilst the London Derby was on.

The Spurs fan retorted "But you have to pick the ball up to take a throw in".

 

[Del Boy]

I was in a pub in London once and an Arsenal and Spurs fan were disputing a handball whilst the London Derby was on.

The Spurs fan retorted "But you have to pick the ball up to take a throw in".

Same old ARSEnal... Always cheating!!

 

[Biscuit]

I ordered a package of play.com but wasn't in for the delivery so I have a little form I need to take to the post office. Not a problem with that.. but I'll need ID to prove its me...The only problem being I now need to ask for a package for "Wing Commander Ricardo Tipelli". I thought it was dead funny at the time...

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I ordered a package of play.com but wasn't in for the delivery so I have a little form I need to take to the post office. Not a problem with that.. but I'll need ID to prove its me...The only problem being I now need to ask for a package for "Wing Commander Ricardo Tipelli". I thought it was dead funny at the time...

Brilliant

 

[Biscuit]

Im sending drumstick down to deal with it.

"No Im not a Wing commander.."

"No. No.."

"I Richards brother."

"Not Richardo...not a win- oh forget it!"

*Slams door.

 

[Rangdo]

Them nutters in Rottingdean!

They must be pretty mad to waste £2500 on LDCs lost cause.