Pseudonyms for newbies

[Mellotron]

"get rid" = "i have judged this player after seeing them for 20 mins/what i heard from a mate who was drunk while at the game"

 

[daveinprague]

'My Source who is close to the club' = Sits in H Block Stand

 

[fire&skill]

Use this - Urban Dictionary, January 7: G6 - it's helped me over the years understanding what the young folk are on about

 

[Simster]

1) "GOLD": a thread so amusing that somebody wants it moved to the specific "NSC Gold" forum where you will see some delightful examples. In particular; HineyArt, bhaexpress acting like a 12 year old after losing his rag over recruitment agents, a couple of top joke threads, and a gobby post from a stockport fan who foolishly left his personal details with the consequence of taxis and pizzas turning up at his door for the next 12 hours.

2) If someone calls you "a legend", it does NOT mean you will go down in folklore. It actually means that somebody considers you untouchable because you spent 15 mins mocking up a crap picture of a two club scarf or something else similarly trivial.

 

[Brovion]

NSC Bully / NSC Mafia (member of) - Insult to be used when someone points out the flaws in your argument and you know you lack the ability to argue back.

'Just Fishing' - An expression used by intellectually inferior posters. When your original argument has been roundly destroyed you simply claim that you were merely 'fishing' for reaction and everybody who answered has simply been suckered in.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

TCB - a moronic idiot that has nothing positive to say. In fact the persons glass isn't even half empty, it has a dribble left, a chip in the top and lipstick round the rim.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Oh - and when you start don't try and make out that somehow you are somehow different from the rest of NSC. It is a bit like Animal Farm where the pigs end up looking like the farmers.

And if you find yourself continually making the same point or looking for the same argument - just do not bother posting.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

NSC Bully / NSC Mafia (member of) - Insult to be used when someone points out the flaws in your argument and you know you lack the ability to argue back.

'Just Fishing' - An expression used by intellectually inferior posters. When your original argument has been roundly destroyed you simply claim that you were merely 'fishing' for reaction and everybody who answered has simply been suckered in.

This

 

[Hunting 784561]

A "Simon Simon" = A political post/diatribe of left-wing persuasion.

note : NEVER to be used in any kind of wider footballing context.

 

[Badger]

If you see a thread with a big red exclamation mark next to it it doesn't mean it's really important, it just means the poster is a bit of an attention seeker and is trying to be hilarious

 

[pasty]

or "sauce"

= Source

 

[shingle]

MONG a bit of a plum

MILF can't believe that this hasn't been mentioned, I'll let buzzer explain this one

 

[pasty]

Spuds - Tottenham Hotspur

ManUre - Manchetser United

Chelski - Chelsea

Scum - Crystal Palace (and NO OTHER team)

SCC -South Coast Club (formally known as Southampton)

Borient - Leyton Orient

and lots more, but the use of these terms "may" get you into trouble

 

[Martinf]

there = their
teh = the
cockjuggling thundercunt = not very nice person

Loose = lose

Your = You're

 

[Fungus]

there = their

And "they're".

 

[fire&skill]

Loose = lose

Your = You're

were = where [and vice-versa]

of = have [as in 'should of', 'could of' etc.]

 

[Brovion]

were = where [and vice-versa]

of = have [as in 'should of', 'could of' etc.]

We need a term for someone who posts on a thread without checking that their point has already been made!

(And yes, I've done it myself!)

 

[fire&skill]

We need a term for someone who posts on a thread without checking that their point has already been made!

(And yes, I've done it myself!)

Lazy b*stard?

 

[Fungus]

were = where

And "we're".

 

[Beach Hut]

NMH = jibberish-talking orange bib boy.

Definitely