Pro Evo 4

[D'Angelo Saxon]

I have never known there is so many ***** on this.

Can anyone work out what Monkeyboy actually means by this? Answers on the back of a postcard...

 

[caz99]

this thread is quality

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Kev,

It wasn't the fact that you made a spelling mistake it was the fact that you were continually reminding us that you were so good at this game. You didn't just do it once, you kept on saying it.

People dont like this. Ever seen the fast show? The sketch where the couple continually remind their friends that they are "considerably richer than you". They are hated.

Thats what you have done. I know you are proud of your achivement but a little modesty goes a long way.

HLB

 

[Brighton till i die]

anyway back to Pro Evo - i'd kick the arse's of the lot of ya!!

with only 1 hand too!!

 

[REDLAND]

Kev,

It wasn't the fact that you made a spelling mistake it was the fact that you were continually reminding us that you were so good at this game. You didn't just do it once, you kept on saying it.

People dont like this. Ever seen the fast show? The sketch where the couple continually remind their friends that they are "considerably richer than you". They are hated.

Thats what you have done. I know you are proud of your achivement but a little modesty goes a long way.

HLB

err mate, that sketch is Harry Enfield

 

[Wozza]

GAME SETTINGS
Teams: International only (no club or Master League teams)
Match time: 10min (5min a half)
Difficulty: Maximum (five stars)
Condition: Maximum (red)
Match type: 90mins only (no extra time or penalties)
Formation settings: Players may set formations and strategies before a game and at half-time, but not during normal play. There is one exception - either player can make changes immediately after a sending-off (before play resumes)
Substitutions: Each player can make up to three substitutions during a match, but you can only pause the game when the ball is out of play
Controls: Players are permitted to change the settings (please check the settings before you start each game)
Camera type: Should be agreed between the two players before each match starts. If necessary, one half can be played with one view, and the other half with an alternative setting
Video setting: 60hz (not 50hz)
IMPORTANT NOTES
- Match/opening times vary according to location. Please contact the venues directly for information (details are on the left)
- Player IDs will be snet out before the league commences. Please bring this to ALL match days. It MUST be worn when playing matches
- Players must use the same national team throughout the entire season
- The use of memory cards and players' own controllers is strictly forbidden
- Competitors can play up to seven games on a single match day and a maximum of 20 games over the course of the season. Players do not have to attend on every match day
- Players cannot play the same person more than once on the same match day, if the referee randomly selcts a player that you have already played that day, another match will be drawn for you.
- Games are randomly selected at each venue by the referee. This will be explained to you on match days
- Both players must complete a single data sheet immediately after each match, sign it, and hand it to tournament staff. There are no exceptions
- Players are welcome to bring guests. However, if the venue becomes overcrowded they may be asked to leave
- Players may not enter more than one regional league
- Anyone found guilty of cheating will be expelled from the competition

5 Star!!!!

I wrote those rules.

No, really. I help set up the first PES League with Konami.

 

[Faldo]

Don't masturbate while reading NSC - you'll ALWAYS get caught.

The voice of experience...

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Don't you start boasting now Wozza.

I suppose that at least you can SPELL.


When I manage to prise my lad off the PS2 for a game of FIFA 2005 I end up doing slide tackles instead of shooting, or jumping up and down whilst running around in circles.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Bloody hell, that was exciting!

I reckon Saxon is gonna get his face PANNED in by Kev the Rape's mum while she shouts the scores from other fights in his ear.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Bloody hell, that was exciting!

I reckon Saxon is gonna get his face PANNED in by Kev the Rape's mum while she shouts the scores from other fights in his ear.

 

[Artois]

Bloody hell, that was exciting!

I reckon Saxon is gonna get his face PANNED in by Kev the Rape's mum while she shouts the scores from other fights in his ear.

 

[Couldn't give a rats arse]

I remember going to some manky hotel in Hove to enter a Kick Off competition. Got there just in time after driving around for hours trying to find the place. I must have been 19 or 20 at the time and got drawn against some 12 year old who tonked me over 2 legs. Turned around and went home to Eastbourne with my tail between my legs.

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

...got drawn against some 12 year old who tonked me over 2 legs. Turned around and went home to Eastbourne with my tail between my legs.

Think this'll probably happen to me too! As long as I don't come rock bottom...