Press Ctrl+V on your keyboard, see what comes up, and post it here.

[Sitch]

BBC Sport - New boy Andy Dorman admits to Bristol Rovers confusion

 

[Sussex Nomad]

$sectors_tbl = new ExternalTable('sectors');
$tmp_sectorSH = $sectors_tbl->findAll("show_on_franchise_id='3'", 'title');
//$sector_SH = array();
foreach ($tmp_sectorSH as $option_SH) {
$sector_SH .= '<li><a href="/?sector='.$option_SH->sector_id.'&investment_amount=&exhibition_id=&keywords=">'.$option_SH->title . '</a></li>';
}
$smarty->assign('sectors_SH',$sector_SH);

Yawn.

Smarty templates, some php going on there I believe?

 

[Chris_Highwind]

What scripting is that? (apologies for going o/t)

Trying to do Semaphores coursework in java for uni and failing terribly

 

[Buzzer]

select a.*, f.*, d1.description as xDEA, d2.description as xGFC , isnull(r.rel_value,'SCI') as partner, isnull(pd.description,'Head Office') as xpartner
from (select isnull(t1.dim_5,'SCI') as subgrant, s.dim3 as project, s.dim4 as SOF, s.dim5 as DEA, sum(s.amount) as amount, sum(s.donor_amount) as donor_da_amount, 0 as pla_amount, 0 as donor_amount
from aagsctrdcur s
left outer join agltransact t1 on (t1.voucher_no = s.dim6 and t1.sequence_no = s.dim7 and t1.client = s.client)
where s.client = 'SC' and t1.voucher_date between '2011-10-01 00:00:00.000' and '2011-12-31 00:00:00.000'
group by t1.dim_5, s.dim3, s.dim4, s.dim5
union all
select isnull(t.subgrant,'SCI') as subgrant, s.dim3 as project, s.dim4 as SOF, s.dim5 as DEA, 0 as amount, 0 as donor_amount, sum(s.pla_amount) as pla_amount, sum(s.donor_da_amount) as donor_da_amount
from aagscdcur s
left outer join (select t.period, t.account, t.dim_1 as costc, t.dim_2 as project, t.dim_3 as SOF, t.dim_4 as DEA
, CASE t.dim_5 WHEN '' THEN 'SCI' ELSE t.dim_5 END as subgrant, sum(t.amount) as amount
from agltransact t group by t.client, t.period, t.account, t.dim_1, t.dim_2, t.dim_3, t.dim_4, t.dim_5) as t
on (t.account = s.dim1 and t.costc = s.dim2 and t.project = s.dim3 and t.SOF = s.dim4 and t.DEA = s.dim5 and t.period = s.period)
where s.client = 'SC'
and s.period between '201110' and '201111'
group by t.subgrant, s.dim3, s.dim4, s.dim5
) as a
left outer join afxdeagf f on (f.dim_value = a.DEA)
left outer join agldimvalue d1 on (d1.client = 'SC' and d1.attribute_id = '2003' and d1.dim_value = a.DEA)
left outer join agldimvalue d2 on (d1.client = 'SC' and d2.attribute_id = '2058' and d2.dim_value = f.gf_category)
left outer join aglrelvalue r on (r.attribute_id = '2004' and r.att_value = a.subgrant and r.rel_attr_id = '2039')
left outer join agldescription pd on (pd.attribute_id = '2039' and pd.dim_value = r.rel_value and pd.client = 'SC')
where a.project = '0500002' and a.SOF = '84000079' and a.DEA <> '00000'
order by d1.description, pd.description

 

[Mileoakman]

Is this one of those 'Emporers New Clothes' thing because I get absolutely zilch.

 

[Amahwrang]

517044057

 

[catfish]

Is this one of those 'Emporers New Clothes' thing because I get absolutely zilch.

Same here.

 

[Titanic]

Boring...

//TTTNXXB JOB 123456,CLASS=P,MSGCLASS=0,MSGLEVEL=(1,1),NOTIFY=&SYSUID
//BUNDLE EXEC PGM=ADRDSSU,REGION=4096K
//BACKUP DD DSN=TTTN.xxxxxx.LRS.V2R11.BUNDLE,
// SPACE=(CYL,(500,100),RLSE),
// DISP=(NEW,CATLG)
//SYSPRINT DD SYSOUT=X
//SYSIN DD *
DUMP -
DATASET(INCLUDE( -
TTIG.DN00.LRS.VPS.V2R11.LOAD, -
TTIG.DN00.LRS.VSV.V2R11.LOAD, -
TTIG.DN00.LRS.DRS.V2R11.LOAD, -

 

[Buzzer]

Same here.

It's the paste feature on your PC. Ctrl-C to copy and Ctrl-V to paste.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Fileorc formiguer.JPG - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia don't ask

 

[Curryisgreat]

Free Porn, Sex, Tube Videos, XXX Pics, Porno Movies - XNXX.COM

 

[Sam Ovett]

1. Those which cover (or purport to cover) all branches of geography, notably the house journals of national academic societies: Annals of the Association of American Geographers (AAAG), Transactions of the Institute of British Geographers (TIBG), and so on.
2. Those which cover geographical sub-disciplines or adjacent inter-disciplinary topics and in which the majority of papers are by geographers, for example HP and ESPL on the physical side and series A and D of Environment & Planning (E&P) on the human side.
3. Those which cover multi- or inter-disciplinary specialisms that are not primarily geographical but to which geographers contribute a substantial minority of papers, for example Water Resources Research (WRR) in the same general area as HP or Int. J. Urban & Regional Research (IJURR) in the same general area as the type-2 Regional Studies.
4. Journals of all-round science, or all-round humanities. In the natural sciences Nature and Science are by far the most prestigious of these, with PRSA and its stablemates in the second rank. Contrary to the impression Thrift gives, very few physical geographers publish in these journals and those who do are generally co-author with non-geographers.

 

[Tooting Gull]

BBC Sport - Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish blasts 'disgraceful' fixture list

I was reading this thinking Dalglish didn't seem so bothered about making us play them 48 hours before the Leeds game, a week which totally f**ked our momentum up. What goes around...

 

[kip]

Nothing?

 

[Benny Seagull]

Hi,

Please find survey attached.

Kind regards,

Ben

 

[8ace]

	FMatrix localToWorldMat = RenderSurface->LocalToWorld();

	FVector minXYZWorld = localToWorldMat.TransformFVector(minXYZ);
	FVector2D minScreenPosition = TheLocalPlayer->Project(minXYZWorld);
	float const minScreenX = (0.5f + (minScreenPosition.X * 0.5f)) * sizeX;
	float const minScreenY = (0.5f - (minScreenPosition.Y * 0.5f)) * sizeY;

 

[Rookie]

[2007] EWCA Civ 791

yep exciting I know

 

[pasty]

select a.*, f.*, d1.description as xDEA, d2.description as xGFC , isnull(r.rel_value,'SCI') as partner, isnull(pd.description,'Head Office') as xpartner
from (select isnull(t1.dim_5,'SCI') as subgrant, s.dim3 as project, s.dim4 as SOF, s.dim5 as DEA, sum(s.amount) as amount, sum(s.donor_amount) as donor_da_amount, 0 as pla_amount, 0 as donor_amount
from aagsctrdcur s
left outer join agltransact t1 on (t1.voucher_no = s.dim6 and t1.sequence_no = s.dim7 and t1.client = s.client)
where s.client = 'SC' and t1.voucher_date between '2011-10-01 00:00:00.000' and '2011-12-31 00:00:00.000'
group by t1.dim_5, s.dim3, s.dim4, s.dim5
union all
select isnull(t.subgrant,'SCI') as subgrant, s.dim3 as project, s.dim4 as SOF, s.dim5 as DEA, 0 as amount, 0 as donor_amount, sum(s.pla_amount) as pla_amount, sum(s.donor_da_amount) as donor_da_amount
from aagscdcur s
left outer join (select t.period, t.account, t.dim_1 as costc, t.dim_2 as project, t.dim_3 as SOF, t.dim_4 as DEA
, CASE t.dim_5 WHEN '' THEN 'SCI' ELSE t.dim_5 END as subgrant, sum(t.amount) as amount
from agltransact t group by t.client, t.period, t.account, t.dim_1, t.dim_2, t.dim_3, t.dim_4, t.dim_5) as t
on (t.account = s.dim1 and t.costc = s.dim2 and t.project = s.dim3 and t.SOF = s.dim4 and t.DEA = s.dim5 and t.period = s.period)
where s.client = 'SC'
and s.period between '201110' and '201111'
group by t.subgrant, s.dim3, s.dim4, s.dim5
) as a
left outer join afxdeagf f on (f.dim_value = a.DEA)
left outer join agldimvalue d1 on (d1.client = 'SC' and d1.attribute_id = '2003' and d1.dim_value = a.DEA)
left outer join agldimvalue d2 on (d1.client = 'SC' and d2.attribute_id = '2058' and d2.dim_value = f.gf_category)
left outer join aglrelvalue r on (r.attribute_id = '2004' and r.att_value = a.subgrant and r.rel_attr_id = '2039')
left outer join agldescription pd on (pd.attribute_id = '2039' and pd.dim_value = r.rel_value and pd.client = 'SC')
where a.project = '0500002' and a.SOF = '84000079' and a.DEA <> '00000'
order by d1.description, pd.description

In a similar vein....

SELECT '<repDate>' as Rep_Date, dbo.Files_Processing.FileName, dbo.JobFileTypes.Description as 'Sub-Stream', CONVERT(nvarchar(8), dbo.Files_Processing.DateTimeEnteredIntoSystem, 3) AS DateIn, CONVERT(varchar(5),
dbo.Files_Processing.DateTimeEnteredIntoSystem, 8) AS TimeIn, 'FILLER' as Filler3, 'FILLER' as Filler4, 'FILLER' as Filler5, 'FILLER' as Filler6, dbo.PackCounts.PageCount AS 'PCL_Pages', dbo.PackCounts.SheetCount AS 'Printed_Sheets',
CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Plex = 'Duplex' THEN dbo.PackCounts.SheetCount * 2 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.SheetCount END AS 'Printed_Images',
dbo.PackCounts.PackCount as 'Packs',
'FILLER' as Filler7, 'FILLER' as Filler8, 'FILLER' as Filler9, 'FILLER' as Filler10, 'FILLER' as Filler11, 'FILLER' as Filler12, 'FILLER' as Filler13, 'FILLER' as Filler14, 'FILLER' as Filler15, 'FILLER' as Filler16,
CASE WHEN dbo.PackCounts.Tray1 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Tray1 END AS Tray1,
CASE WHEN dbo.PackCounts.Tray2 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Tray2 END AS Tray2,
CASE WHEN dbo.PackCounts.Tray3 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Tray3 END AS Tray3,
CASE WHEN dbo.PackCounts.Tray4 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Tray4 END AS Tray4,
'FILLER' as Filler17,
CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper1 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper1 END as Hopper1, CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper2 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper2 END as Hopper2, CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper3 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper3 END as Hopper3,
CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper4 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper4 END as Hopper4, CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper5 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper5 END as Hopper5, CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper6 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper6 END as Hopper6,
CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper7 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper7 END as Hopper7, CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper8 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper8 END as Hopper8, CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Hopper9 IS NULL THEN 0 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.Hopper9 END as Hopper9,
'FILLER' as Filler18, 'FILLER' as Filler19, 'FILLER' as Filler20,
1 as 'Files_Received', 'FILLER' as Filler25, 'FILLER' as Filler26, 'FILLER' as Filler27,
dbo.PackCounts.PageCount AS 'Total_PCL_Pages', dbo.PackCounts.SheetCount AS 'Total_Printed_Sheets',
CASE WHEN dbo.JobFileTypes.Plex = 'Duplex' THEN dbo.PackCounts.SheetCount * 2 ELSE dbo.PackCounts.SheetCount END AS 'Total_Printed_Images',
dbo.PackCounts.PackCount as 'Total_Packs'
FROM dbo.Files_Processing LEFT OUTER JOIN
dbo.JobFileTypes ON dbo.Files_Processing.FileName LIKE '%' + REPLACE(dbo.JobFileTypes.FileMask, '_', '!_') + '%' ESCAPE '!' LEFT OUTER JOIN
dbo.PackCounts ON dbo.Files_Processing.ID = dbo.PackCounts.ProcessFileID
WHERE (dbo.Files_Processing.ClientID = 3) AND (dbo.Files_Processing.SubClientID = '17') AND (dbo.Files_Processing.DateTimeEnteredIntoSystem BETWEEN
'<fromDate> 16:30:01' AND '<toDate> 16:30:00') AND dbo.JobFileTypes.Description = '<Client_Name>' AND (dbo.Files_Processing.FileName NOT LIKE '%TEST%')


Easy to spot those posting whilst at work.....

 

[Garage_Doors]

Soapy tit wank

 

[BillPotter]

There are a lot of developers on this site.
Blows the myth about geeks and sport out the window!