Predicting the game...Southend

[BensGrandad]

A chant of the most original 'does your boyfriend know your here'

 

[Knotty]

Player ratings...

Kuipers - 10 A few dodgy kicks and can't be blamed for any of the seven goals.

Whing - 4
Mayo - 4 Fat, useless. Get rid.
Elphick - 8 A couple of mistakes and can't be blamed for the own goal, but future Brighton captain to lead us out at Falmer.
Lynch - 4 Did he go to the cashpoint beforehand?

Thomson - 3 Useless. f*** off back to Jocko land.
Martot - 2 Why? Get rid.
Cox - 3 Billy big boots needs to be dropped.
Racon - 3 Pathetic. Bottled everything. Ship him out now

Forster - 8 Class apart
Murray - 2 Learn to offside rule

Subs
Gatting - Not long enough
Fraser - Why?
Robinson - Not long enough

Wilkins - 0 - Why did he not bring on Jakey in the first half
Fans - 10 - Brilliant. The best fans in the land.
Stewards - 0 - Twats. Few of my mates got thrown out for doing nothing. Told us to sit down all the time. Jumped up Nazis.

Very good, except that some will give Kuipers 10 and some 2..and they will all have been watching the same match.

 

[Superphil]

Pubs for tonight, suggestions please, what's the one by the ground, near the ticket office? Any good.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Next to the ground is the BLACK LION. Our friend in enemy territory, Mr Hillbilly, says it is away friendly but rammed.

Another he mentions is the Blue Boar near the station, which is better and quiter, but is a 10 minute walk so probably only good for those ho already have their tickets, as those who need to get them will probably want to get to the ground early.

 

[Simster]

Before Saturday's SHAMBLES, Dean Wilkins said we needed 4 wins and a draw from our remaining 6 games.

Mind you, I'm not sure that even 13 more points is going to be enough. Southend only need 5 points to get to that same points target, and I reckon Leeds are going to get points back.

 

[The tall one]

Player ratings...

Kuipers - 10 A few dodgy kicks and can't be blamed for any of the seven goals.

Whing - 4
Mayo - 4 Fat, useless. Get rid.
Elphick - 8 A couple of mistakes and can't be blamed for the own goal, but future Brighton captain to lead us out at Falmer.
Lynch - 4 Did he go to the cashpoint beforehand?

Thomson - 3 Useless. f*** off back to Jocko land.
Martot - 2 Why? Get rid.
Cox - 3 Billy big boots needs to be dropped.
Racon - 3 Pathetic. Bottled everything. Ship him out now

Forster - 8 Class apart
Murray - 2 Learn to offside rule

Subs
Gatting - Not long enough
Fraser - Why?
Robinson - Not long enough

Wilkins - 0 - Why did he not bring on Jakey in the first half
Fans - 10 - Brilliant. The best fans in the land.
Stewards - 0 - Twats. Few of my mates got thrown out for doing nothing. Told us to sit down all the time. Jumped up Nazis.

Hi I agree with most of what you say, except for the bit about the Stewards. Anyway i hope you mean the Southend Stewards and not the Brighton ones, who do an excellent job.

 

[glasfryn]

Southend United 0 - 2 Albion

Murray to score both

I am the world biggest optimist........but you never know.

 

[BensGrandad]

According to SSN Revell is expected to start tonight.

 

[Artie Fufkin]

I have a feeling, somehow, we'll come away with 3 points...

 

[antpope]

I'll take a wild punt that a cox corner might hit the first man at some point

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Before Saturday's SHAMBLES, Dean Wilkins said we needed 4 wins and a draw from our remaining 6 games.

Mind you, I'm not sure that even 13 more points is going to be enough. Southend only need 5 points to get to that same points target, and I reckon Leeds are going to get points back.

Agree, I think we now need to win all 5. It won't happen.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Games of 2 45 minute halfs.
Maximum 22 players on the field of play 11 each side
1 Referee
2 linesman
1 4th official
1 ball in play

2 sets of fans 1 shouting your gay and you know you are the other shouting your just a town full of pikeys.

End result 0-0

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I forecast:

• Forster to be caught offside, to cries of "f***ing get to learn the offside rule Murray"
  
• Gatting to come on in the 89th minute when we've been losing for the previous 33
  
• Kuipers to punch the air in front of supporters
• Albion support to turn on the ref at 2-0 down
• Albion supporters DEMAND Robinson on in the 17th minute

:

Check.

Wilkins to tell us all on the radio that, like the previous 4 weeks, we've started the game slowly?

Check

3-1 to Southend
After stats that will show Southend having 17 shots with 9 on target, and Albion have 4 shots and 2 on target, the linesman will be accused of robbing us of the match which we deserved to get something out of.

Near as damn it

Player ratings...

Kuipers - 10 A few dodgy kicks and can't be blamed for any of the seven goals.

Whing - 4
Mayo - 4 Fat, useless. Get rid.
Elphick - 8 A couple of mistakes and can't be blamed for the own goal, but future Brighton captain to lead us out at Falmer.
Lynch - 4 Did he go to the cashpoint beforehand?

Thomson - 3 Useless. f*** off back to Jocko land.
Martot - 2 Why? Get rid.
Cox - 3 Billy big boots needs to be dropped.
Racon - 3 Pathetic. Bottled everything. Ship him out now

Forster - 8 Class apart
Murray - 2 Learn to offside rule

Subs
Gatting - Not long enough


Wilkins - 0 - Why did he not bring on Jakey in the first half
Fans - 10 - Brilliant. The best fans in the land.

pretty much

Albion fans to sing "where's your famous Essex slags".

Albion to lose as usual, after being comprehensively outplayed by the eventual play-off winners.

CHECK

I'll take a wild punt that a cox corner might hit the first man at some point

Check.


Good work NSC, might as well not bother going to Luton, we know what's going to happen anyway