Predicting the game...Southend

[Withdean Wanderer]

I forecast:

• Revell to score
• Forster to be caught offside, to cries of "f***ing get to learn the offside rule Murray"
• Loft to be the first sub introduced in the 83rd minute
• Gatting to come on in the 89th minute when we've been losing for the previous 33
• Some bloke to imaginatively call Racon 'Racoon', and show off to his mates, as if he's the first one to think of it
• Kuipers to punch the air in front of supporters, celebrating as we go in level at half time
• Albion support to turn on the ref at 2-0 down
• Albion supporters DEMAND Robinson on in the 17th minute

 

[Scotty Mac]

some bloke telling martot to get back on the ferry before he has even touched the ball

 

[Scotty Mac]

dean wilkins wearing his white DANCING shoes

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

some bloke telling martot to get back on the ferry before he has even touched the ball

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Wilkins to tell us all on the radio that, like the previous 4 weeks, we've started the game slowly?

 

[Spider]

I forecast:

• Revell to score
• Forster to be caught offside, to cries of "f***ing get learn the offside rule Murray"
• Loft to be the first sub introduced in the 83rd minute
• Gatting to come on in the 89th minute when we've been losing for the previous 33
• Some bloke to imaginatively call Racon 'Racoon', and show off to his mates, as if he's the first one to think of it
• Kuipers to punch the air in front of supporters, celebrating as we go in level at half time
• Albion support to turn on the ref at 2-0 down
• Albion supporters DEMAND Robinson on in the 17th minute

I bet all those things will happen as well. Except I also expect Fraser to come on with about 20 minutes to go with us losing.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Southend to sing # we can see you holding hands #

 

[Brighton M]

us to play for a point (and not get it), even though it's a game we need to win

 

[Zesh Rehman]

All true, but this one is the most true and most annoying

"Albion supporters DEMAND Robinson on in the 17th minute "

 

[Da Man Clay]

Elphick to make a run of the mill tackle and be proclaimed as the next England captain but sections of the Albion faithful.

 

[Skidmarks]

Albion to win 2-0 with Racon having a blinder resulting in all the fans talking of promotion again and what a difference Racon has made.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Revell to score and people to say us selling him is the reason we wont get to the play-offs.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Wilkins to mention heart rate monitors in the interview with Hawesy

 

[Seagulltonian]

Joel Lynch to visit the cash-point machine before the game

Kerry to have a blinder, as he wasn't so hot at home on Saturday.

Murray to miss several easy chances, but score an absolutely cracking goal from a difficult angle!

 

[pasty]

Brighton to play Southend of the park, win 3-0, and this here board to go into melt down about how Saturday was a one off, how Wilkins is the Messiah, with 28 threads about when are the play-offs and 39 threads about how STH's better get priority for Wembley tickets or else.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Brighton to play Southend of the park, win 3-0, and this here board to go into melt down about how Saturday was a one off, how Wilkins is the Messiah, with 28 threads about when are the play-offs and 39 threads about how STH's better get priority for Wembley tickets or else.

"....and treat those two imposters just the same"

PG

 

[NMH]

3-1 to Southend
After stats that will show Southend having 17 shots with 9 on target, and Albion have 4 shots and 2 on target, the linesman will be accused of robbing us of the match which we deserved to get something out of.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Player ratings...

Kuipers - 10 A few dodgy kicks and can't be blamed for any of the seven goals.

Whing - 4
Mayo - 4 Fat, useless. Get rid.
Elphick - 8 A couple of mistakes and can't be blamed for the own goal, but future Brighton captain to lead us out at Falmer.
Lynch - 4 Did he go to the cashpoint beforehand?

Thomson - 3 Useless. f*** off back to Jocko land.
Martot - 2 Why? Get rid.
Cox - 3 Billy big boots needs to be dropped.
Racon - 3 Pathetic. Bottled everything. Ship him out now

Forster - 8 Class apart
Murray - 2 Learn to offside rule

Subs
Gatting - Not long enough
Fraser - Why?
Robinson - Not long enough

Wilkins - 0 - Why did he not bring on Jakey in the first half
Fans - 10 - Brilliant. The best fans in the land.
Stewards - 0 - Twats. Few of my mates got thrown out for doing nothing. Told us to sit down all the time. Jumped up Nazis.

 

[Simster]

Albion fans to sing "where's your famous Essex slags".

Albion to lose as usual, after being comprehensively outplayed by the eventual play-off winners.

 

[Mendoza]

- Murray wondergoal
- 60 yard one two between Robinson and Cox in the 78th minute after 68 minutes of bring on Jakey chants
- Whing disallowed goal, he will NEVER score
- Kuipers booked for timewasting at 1-1
- The magnets on the whiteboard to slip in the icy conditions causing a 1-2-2-1-2-2 formation
- the loudest rendition of "youre Welsh and you know you are" EVER
- Thomson to play the best game of his life