[Albion] Pre-Spurs press conference

[Ooh it’s a corner]

So there was no need to dent al our hopes - it was all a floss about nothing!

 

[Gazwag]

 

[Eeyore]

From The Argus:

Head coach Roberto De Zerbi is recovering from what has been described as “very invasive dental surgery”.

This is why De Zerbi WON'T be facing the media before Albion play Tottenham

Andrea Maldera is in charge of Brighton for their game at Tottenham

www.theargus.co.uk

So his stand in will BRIDGE the GAP after RDZ has been EXTRACTED. I hope they put a PLAQUE in front of him so we know who he is. They should know the DRILL

 

[um bongo molongo]

Getting his glow up done early ready to replace Poch?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Might explain why’s he been a bit down in the mouth recently

 

[Farehamseagull]

What is ‘invasive’ dental work?! How far into his mouth did they go?!

 

[SeagullsoverLondon]

1:30 Friday.

No De Zerbi - Andrea Maldera will be in the hot seat.

Surely presser should be at 2.30?

 

[Mellotron]

From The Argus:

Head coach Roberto De Zerbi is recovering from what has been described as “very invasive dental surgery”.

This is why De Zerbi WON'T be facing the media before Albion play Tottenham

Andrea Maldera is in charge of Brighton for their game at Tottenham

www.theargus.co.uk

That makes it sound like they went the scenic route to get to his teeth. Grim.

 

[Eeyore]

What is ‘invasive’ dental work?! How far into his mouth did they go?!

I've had loads of dental work done in recent times. When you've got your mouth open and pliers and drills in there for an hour it really is invasive.

 

[Justice]

Andrea is FILLING in for the Spurs match.

 

[Taybha]

Dental implants, no speculation that's straight from the horses mouth.

 

[Justice]

Strange absence.
Wonder what that is about? Plenty of potential conspiracy theories.
Tony did look like he was unhappy last weekend which was strange considering the result.
I’m not sure he would have been pleased by Roberto’s last press conference, with his criticism of our transfer business.

Tony was heard chanting we want five he was disappointed we only managed four, allegedly.

 

[Farehamseagull]

Dental implants, no speculation that's straight from the horses mouth.

Nailed on Klopp replacement then.

 

[Bedsex]

What is ‘invasive’ dental work?! How far into his mouth did they go?!

Must be where they have to go in from the other end

happened to me once, fortunately the dentist fully sedated me, so I knew nothing of the procedure. Was just a bit sore down there for a few days after

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Just got a set of Klopp teeth ready for next season.

 

[US Seagull]

So did he pick up the yellow in the last game just so he could have the weekend off?

Or did he schedule it after getting the yellow?

 

[Baldseagull]

Dental implants, no speculation that's straight from the horses mouth.

I think Klopp got his straight from the horses mouth too.

 

[nickjhs]

From The Argus:

Head coach Roberto De Zerbi is recovering from what has been described as “very invasive dental surgery”.

This is why De Zerbi WON'T be facing the media before Albion play Tottenham

Andrea Maldera is in charge of Brighton for their game at Tottenham

www.theargus.co.uk

Hmm maybe Big Tony set the boys on him

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

So do we all BELIEVE this excuse

 

[Me and my Monkey]

So do we all BELIEVE this excuse

Yes. It would be one of the WEIRDEST made up excuses if not, on a par with "the dog ate my homework".