Poyets gem of a signing on the way

[vulture]

My sauce says you are all wankers......... Bit harsh there dave the licker

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

It's still fantasy!

PM me what you have heard about that judas **** murray dude.

 

[terryberry1]

I bet more than 50% of all the players in the prem are on less than £40k a week. Hence anything over that would be a big wage. Only the top 5% of players are on the £100k a week bracket, if that.

How do they survive?

 

[WhingForPresident]

This thread is hilarious.

Just for the record, I'd love to see Murray back here but don't think there is any way that Gus would take him back. Would everyone even accept him back with open arms?
Could lead to some hilarity if he scored the winning goal for us at Selhurst.

 

[Nickols4]

Glorious thread this. No one has the slightest idea about who this signing will be but I'm loving all the suggestions.

Murray - would welcome him back immediately. CMS would double his tally from last year playing alongside him.

Hargreaves - Would be a superb addition but far too liable to breaking down.

Forlan - Don't think this link is as ridiculous as some make out. He's made his money, etc..

Suarez - Hilarious.

 

[seagullfromamex]

Glorious thread this. No one has the slightest idea about who this signing will be but I'm loving all the suggestions.

Murray - would welcome him back immediately. CMS would double his tally from last year playing alongside him.

Hargreaves - Would be a superb addition but far too liable to breaking down.

Forlan - Don't think this link is as ridiculous as some make out. He's made his money, etc..

Suarez - Hilarious.

Suarez hilarious? Not sure we think of the same Suarez do we

 

[T soprano]

What about Beckham could do a job and would sell loads of shirts , plus the posh spice song lyrics would be fun

 

[Silk]

What about Beckham could do a job and would sell loads of shirts , plus the posh spice song lyrics would be fun

Would really raise our profile!

 

[daveinprague]

Glorious thread this. No one has the slightest idea about who this signing will be but I'm loving all the suggestions.

Murray - would welcome him back immediately. CMS would double his tally from last year playing alongside him.

Hargreaves - Would be a superb addition but far too liable to breaking down.

Forlan - Don't think this link is as ridiculous as some make out. He's made his money, etc..

Suarez - Hilarious.

Its the Levante Suarez. Not the one youre thinking of...

 

[maltaseagull]

HP please.

As we are going to be a flair continental team shouldn't it be Salsas Espanolas?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

My sauce with his burning hot spicy tips confirms miroslav klose has been spoken to and has spoken in favourable terms of playing in a team that doesn't pass to the forwards.

Dave the licker seemly

 

[severnside gull]

As we are going to be a flair continental team shouldn't it be Salsas Espanolas?

Pero en Espanol generalmente se conoce como salsa de tomate o simplemente Catsup. Jajajajaja

 

[Nickols4]

Its the Levante Suarez. Not the one youre thinking of...

Ah, fair do's. Only had a quick skim through this thread at work yesterday. Thought that Luis Suarez was a bit of a bold shout even for this forum!

 

[Bra]

does any one have any idea of when we are likely to hear about the next signing, gem or not? It seemed to me that 3 were done and dusted and just waiting announcement.

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

Could the 3 be waiting till old contracts expire (most players end of June)?

 

[BensGrandad]

Could the 3 be waiting till old contracts expire (most players end of June)?

So we should hear something on Monday also the players will be back in training seriously by then

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Michael owen !!!

 

[Albumen]

The day we hear that Vicente officially leaves is the day we get our new shiny Abion presents. Soften the blow!

 

[severnside gull]

The day we hear that Vicente officially leaves is the day we get our new shiny Abion presents. Soften the blow!

One of the few conspiracy theories I've seen that has any sense of credibility..................

 

[Bra]

This is doing my head, bit like at kid on xmas eve, not sure I can wait until Monday!