Poyet: Murray going nowhere

[Trufflehound]

There was a young striker called Murray
Who got through his birds in a hurry
One left in a huff
One's right up the duff
P'raps he should have stayed home with a curry.

 

[Mendoza]

We dont have to take our clothes off, to have a good time Murray

 

[Easy 10]

Thats some good solid work there Truffs.

 

[bhaexpress]

He's certainly been banging them in for fun recently. As well as playing well.

We should start calling him Nobby.

 

[Martinf]

That's top news if true, the bit about his skanky northern bird f***ing off I mean. He can get a good Sussex girl now and stay forever. Marvellous stuff. I'll even lend him the Mrs now and again if it will help.

Does Mrs Giraffe know about this plan?

 

[Mackenzie]

Glenn Murray whooooaa
Glenn Murray whooooaa
He's banged a southern bint
His name's a kind of mint

...and Glenn's song is born. Top work

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Nice to know although I'd rather hear Murray say it himself...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Glenn Murray whooooaa
Glenn Murray whooooaa
He didn't get on with Slade
Now he's scoring and getting laid, etc...

 

[Simster]

Glenn Murray whooooaa
Glenn Murray whooooaa
He's banged a southern bint
His name's a kind of mint

I like.

 

[Mellotron]

Still waiting on Tom Hark to come on and complain about "lazy two-goals-a-game Glenn just concerned about his own scoring record" b*llocks.

 

[The Large One]

Southern girls, southern girls
Riding on our Glen
One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven, eight, nine, ten
He'll do them all
Cos any hole's a goal
Glen Murray, Glen Murray, Glen Murray



Hmm, needs work...

 

[Perry Milkins]

Southern girls, southern girls
Riding on our Glen
One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven, eight, nine, ten
He'll do them all
Cos any hole's a goal
Glen Murray, Glen Murray, Glen Murray



Hmm, needs work...

Yes..I agree why don't you cut your teeth on a Eurovison song first?

 

[Munchkin]

I saw my mate...the other day.....
He told told me his daughters just been laid...
So I asked.. who's the dad to be... he told me his name is Glenn Murray.
Glenn Murray..Glenn Murray.. he goes by the name of Glenn Murray.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I saw my mate...the other day.....
He told told me his daughters just been laid...
So I asked.. who's the dad to be... he told me his name is Glenn Murray.
Glenn Murray..Glenn Murray.. he goes by the name of Glenn Murray.

Brilliant

 

[Easy 10]

Southern girls, southern girls
Riding on our Glen
One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven, eight, nine, ten
He'll do them all
Cos any hole's a goal
Glen Murray, Glen Murray, Glen Murray



Hmm, needs work...

I LIKE that one.
Its particularly satisfying how the numbers all scan into the ditty perfectly.

 

[les dynam]

glen murray is magic
he wears a magic hat
when he spots fresh milf on west street
he says i'm having that

 

[phoenix]

Does Mrs Giraffe know about this plan?

She sugested it

 

[Black Country Seagull]

glen murray is magic
he wears a magic hat
when he spots fresh milf on west street
he says i'm having that

Maybe change it to ,

Glen Murray is Magic
He wears a horny hat
when he spots fresh milf
He says i'm having that

 

[Bozza]

I was told by some old boy in the Sportsman that Murray and his northern missus had split and he now has a local girlfriend who is pregnant. Does anyone know if this is true?

It's not true, no.

Can I ask people to be a little bit more respectful of player's personal lives please. NSC shouldn't be home to this sort of speculation.

 

[sydney]

It's not true, no.

Can I ask people to be a little bit more respectful of player's personal lives please. NSC shouldn't be home to this sort of speculation.