Pot Noodle in a MUG

[BIGPOPPAPUMP]

Christmas Dinner Pot Noodle is das bomb

 

[Pavilionaire]

It's like Jamie Oliver never happened...

 

[vegster]

It's basicaly a food substitute, I wouldn't touch this along with Bagels, Sunny D and Rustlers assorted Re-heatable Offal products...

The only noodle is the mug who buys them

 

[The Spanish]

It's like Jamie Oliver never happened...

yes we would all be eating dog shit sandwiches and drinking piss if it hadnt been for a prick on a scooter and his **** thick trendy mates sliding down bannisters and being all 1990s.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

yes we would all be eating dog shit sandwiches and drinking piss if it hadnt been for a prick on a scooter and his **** thick trendy mates sliding down bannisters and being all 1990s.

for a prick on a scooter and his **** thick trendy mates sliding down bannisters to the sound of Toploader.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

It's like Jamie Oliver never happened...

How I wish it were true.

Btw, I see the Mockney OAF is doin' his Crimble cook-up-nonsense tonight. Can't wait, it's bound to be PUKKA.

 

[8ace]

Is a Cup Noodle and a wank classier than a Pot Noodle and a wank

 

[The Spanish]

for a prick on a scooter and his **** thick trendy mates sliding down bannisters to the sound of Toploader.

haha yeah fucks sake. mind you for menopausal wealthy notting hill women he was still quite cutting edge.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Christmas Dinner Pot Noodle is das bomb

You poor thing. We often take in a friend who has nowhere else to go for Christmas. If you have to eat Pot Noodle for Christmas Dinner I think I can stretch things & make a space for you as long as you're not going to steal anything.

 

[Pavilionaire]

How I wish it were true.

Btw, I see the Mockney OAF is doin' his Crimble cook-up-nonsense tonight. Can't wait, it's bound to be PUKKA.

Thanks for the heads up. I might scoot up to Notting Hill and watch it in a wine bar, sounds great.

 

[brighton_girl87]

You poor thing. We often take in a friend who has nowhere else to go for Christmas. If you have to eat Pot Noodle for Christmas Dinner I think I can stretch things & make a space for you as long as you're not going to steal anything.

I was thinking Christmas Dinner Pot Noodle does sound like one of the saddest things I have heard in a long time.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I wonder if it could also be marketed as Cup O' Sick , add water to the powdered contents of the sachet then drop randomly on a carpet or the wall.

 

[Spider]

It's basicaly a food substitute, I wouldn't touch this along with Bagels, Sunny D and Rustlers assorted Re-heatable Offal products...

The only noodle is the mug who buys them

I'm not sure exactly why Bagels have been included here?! They may not be massively healthy but they're a long way from the other crap!

Has anyone tried one of those Pot Noodle meal thingies? GTI they're called. Are they seriously claiming to be putting meals like Bolognase or Tikka Masala in a 2-year lasting pot?

 

[BIGPOPPAPUMP]

You poor thing. We often take in a friend who has nowhere else to go for Christmas. If you have to eat Pot Noodle for Christmas Dinner I think I can stretch things & make a space for you as long as you're not going to steal anything.

Erm......ok? I won't steal but can I go through your mum's knicker drawer for trophies?