[Misc] Postman Pat.

[Stat Brother]

Don't worry about postperson pat in Greendale.

Head over to Pontypandy and deal with this walking ASBO.




He's a domestic terrorist.
If he wasn't a gin-ger he'd have been in Guantanamo for the best part of 20 years.

He's the reason why we have Pritti Patel.

 

[keaton]

I think the bigger issue is his that Ben bloke and his micromanagement. "Pat I'm watching you on my monitor and you've been stationary for 3 minutes, is everything ok?"

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Don't worry about postperson pat in Greendale.

Head over to Pontypandy and deal with this walking ASBO.

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He's a domestic terrorist.
If he wasn't a gin-ger he'd have been in Guantanamo for the best part of 20 years.

He's the reason why we have Pritti Patel.

That boy is a total nause, he keeps Elvis and crew at Pontypandy local fire station in a job, the local council would have been able to close that station years ago. how his parents have not had him taken off them yet is beyond me.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Mate you should see our breakroom, bowling alley, fully stocked bar, Sky Sports. Its only me and Mrs Goggins and she hates football.

This is what I use when I want to finish early.]

Hi Wayne - glad you're ok!
Saw the thread title and was pleased to find no sign of "RIP"
I also thought NSC rules said that starting a thread about another NSC member was an instant ban?

 

[Postman Pat]

Hi Wayne - glad you're ok!
Saw the thread title and was pleased to find no sign of "RIP"
I also thought NSC rules said that starting a thread about another NSC member was an instant ban?

All good here thanks, dodgy knees and dodgy back, but only wear and tear of age.
Hope all good with you.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

our regular postie is a man. Post at 09:15 without fail every day. His recent holiday cover was a lady. Post turned up very late every day. I think this is the reason women get paid less than men?

sexist !!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

All good here thanks, dodgy knees and dodgy back, but only wear and tear of age.
Hope all good with you.

I'm good ta mate, but our ex-skipper is not so good - will PM you

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Long Live Pat & Liz

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Her Majesty is thinking that Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog have changed since she saw them at the 1979 Royal Variety Performance

 

[Stuart Munday]

That boy is a total nause, he keeps Elvis and crew at Pontypandy local fire station in a job, the local council would have been able to close that station years ago. how his parents have not had him taken off them yet is beyond me.

Apparently he is Fireman Sam’s son after a secret affair, he keeps causing trouble as a cry for help and to get Fireman Sam’s attention.

 

[lawros left foot]

Postman Pat’s top of the range postal vehicles are very obviously the much vaunted benefit of Brexit.

Now they charge so much for parcels, they don’t know how to spend it all.

 

[lawros left foot]

Hey Duggee is far better than Pat.


https://youtu.be/BiQSU0M_ZNw

 

[FatSuperman]

It's worth pointing out that this investment has happened off the back of the Post Office being privatised. Under Government ownership, Pat just had his crappy old red van and just ONE old lady helping at the sorting office. Not only has automation been introduced in the special delivery service but there is more diversity within the office environment promoting 2021 cultural values within the delivery industry.

We would never have seen such advances if CORBYN had got in.

Typical capitalist harping on about the benefits of privatisation, whilst conveniently forgetting the MASSIVE SUBSIDY that we taxpayers have to fork out in order to pay for all those ridiculous vehicles that Pat and his colleagues drive/pilot.

Things would be FAR cheaper if the service was publicly run.

 

[jackanada]

Us folks living in cities must be heavily subsidizing Pat. As far as I can tell he only ever delivers one parcel a day which normally involves using at least two vehicles, unpaid assistance from locals and a line manager operating on a 1:1 basis.
And he's still always late.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Surely, if your postie has dangly bits he's a postman.
If your postie has topbollox she's a postwoman.
I can't be doing with all this political correctness stuff if I'm not addressing the person directly.
They might be non binary, gender neutral, orange with pink spots, but I still tell the missus whether or not the postmans been!
On a side note for this thread, Jess must be pushing 40 by now

 

[Questions]

I think postpeople (men,binaries, binary gay, queer and that stuff) should be made to wear a hat. I’m sort sure on what style yet but uniforms are important. I think Italian train conductors look amazing.

 

[Questions]

Surely, if your postie has dangly bits he's a postman.
If your postie has topbollox she's a postwoman.


:

My wife has both….. what’s your point ?

 

[Swansman]

Surely, if your postie has dangly bits he's a postman.
If your postie has topbollox she's a postwoman.
I can't be doing with all this political correctness stuff if I'm not addressing the person directly.
They might be non binary, gender neutral, orange with pink spots, but I still tell the missus whether or not the postmans been!
On a side note for this thread, Jess must be pushing 40 by now

If the postie used to have topbollox but now has dangly bits, is it a postman or post-woman then?

 

[Questions]

If the postie used to have topbollox but now has dangly bits, is it a postman or post-woman then?

Can you have ‘dangly bits’ added then ?

 

[dadams2k11]

Can't believe Pat has lived this long and how the Pontypandy brat, Norman, has not got a job yet, maybe as part of the local fire brigade?

 

[Stat Brother]

Can't believe Pat has lived this long and how the Pontypandy brat, Norman, has not got a job yet, maybe as part of the local fire brigade?

Wouldn't be the first arsonist turned firefighter.