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[The Wookiee]

To The Tune Of Wonderwall

And all the runs the strikers made were winding
And all the saves that Yelldell made aal game were blinding
There are many saves that we would like to see again
But we don't know how
'Cos Yankee
Is gonna be the one that saves it
And after all he will save the ball!

 

[Northstander]

:safeway

 

[Gazwag]

Yelldell is our keeper
He also is a yank
He'll always keep a clean sheet
When he plays behind The Tank

 

[Trufflehound]

Yelldell's now our goalie,
and yes he is a yank,
and when he come to training,
he drives a sherman tank....

Yelldell's now our goalie,
and yes he is a yank,
He wanted to shag Posh Spice,
But settled for a wank...

 

[Northstander]

Yelldell's now our goalie,
and yes he is a yank,
He wanted to shag Posh Spice,
But settled for a wank...

BRILLIANT!!

 

[Everest]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes it hard as hell
'Cos when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Dave Yelldell

 

[Seagullible]

Our first choice keepers Kuipers,
We've got Roberts as well,
But both of them are injured,
so we got in Dave Yelldell

 

[Napper]

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes to rub her clit





Fact

 

[The Wookiee]

Yelldell is a Yankee
He drives a ford Sierra
He often gets mistaken
For Arsenals Pat Vierra

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Our first choice keepers Kuipers,
We've got Roberts as well,
But both of them are injured,
so we got in Dave Yelldell

Our first choice keeper's Kuipers
We've got Roberts too
Now we've got this kid Yelldell
"Who's he?" No f***ing clue!

 

[Gazwag]

Yelldell is a Yankee
I've heard he don't like Bush
His girlfriend has to shave hers
Before she take it up the tush


sorry really scraping the bottom the the barrel now

 

[pasty]

To Billy Idol's rebel yell..

Now we've got Yelldell
You won't score score score

 

[The Wookiee]

Yelldell is a Yankee
He's from across the pond
Weeknights he's known as Nancy
When he dyes his hair bleach blond

 

[Hampden Park]

yelldell is a yankee
he often likes a wankee
his mother works in panto
her name is widow twankee

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

All in pink, all in pink, he made my finger..........no that's just wrong.

He's big, he's fit, he wears a bright pink kit. Yankee Dave, yankee Dave.

Our keepers name is Yellers, thinks he's Peter Sellers, lalalala, lalalala.

 

[Turkey]

(Lonely Goat Herd)

yodel-odel-odel odel-hay-hoohoo

Flying in our goal was a loan goalkeeper, lay odl lay odl lay hee hoo

Loud was the voice of the loan goalkeeper, lay odl lay odl loo

Folks in a town that was quite impressed heard, Lay odl lay odl lay hee hoo

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yelldell is our keeper,
he likes to wear pink shirts.
And when he's shagging Beckham,
he takes it up the dirt.

 

[Braders]

yelldell-lay-yelldell-lay-yelldell-ley-ee-hoo ?

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

And we'll drink, drink, drink, to lilly the pink, pink, pink.
The saviour of............Nah!

 

[Biscuit]

Sitting in our goal is a big old Yankie

yelldell-lay-yelldell-lay-yelldell-ley-ee-hoo